Negative Nancy

red nail polish, body hair, draining pens of ink, microbes, the former (never the latter), crossword puzzles, big noses, making fun of myself, stealing images with little hand-held machines, dirty looks, mile-long conversations, hats, arbitrary numbers, saying "whatev", the idea that someone will pay me to travel for the rest of my life, imagining what everyone looks like naked, leaving notes, boney fingers, cute little kittens, orgasm faces, playing devil's advocate, astrology, vintage lesbians, combat boots, novelty, crazies, cockroaches because they scare me, cheap cigarettes, cheap whiskey, singing in the street at 3 am, pretending i'm robert plant, psychoanalyzing small animals, my own complexity, pomegranates, laughing obnoxiously, really pale people, the word "vagrant", pretending i'm invisible, spinning around in a circle and then getting dizzy and falling on the floor laughing, love bites, probably scarves.