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Jack B. Dead

Plant some bud on my grave so I can chew on tha roots Byatch!

About Me



My Interests

I used to enjoy listening to the worms eat my brain out. Kind of quiet up there these days...but on tha bright side....ain't havin' no more messy bowel movements;)

I'd like to meet:



Music:

DeathMetal fo sheezay.......and anything else that will wake the dead!

Movies:

"Night of the Living Dead" was a cool movie. My sister starred in it as a zombie prostitute....go check it out!....it's off the crane-nizzle! After that sis starred in "Zombies do Dallas"....."Gobbling Goblins" and "Dead Snatch Walking" which was filmed underneath NYC.

Television:

No electricity down here....the last show I watched was Andy Griffith.....the episode when Barney Fife fucked up somethng somehow or another.

Books:

I prolly shoulda read da Bible some....might have helped me out to know the basics of this purgatory bullshit!

Heroes:

My undertaker is my hero. He did a damn fine job embalming me. Just look at me.....I'm fuckin' fabulous and you know it!

My Blog

MIDDLE EAST PEACE SOLUTION

 Peace can be brought to the mid-east with one word....SPORTS!Those people over there do not have football,baseball,basketball,etc.,etc.to occupy any of their spare time;for which they now use to...
Posted by Jack B. Dead on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST

MYSPACE FRIENDS

I often wonder why my mug is destined to be lost in the sea of "view my other friends" section on all of my friend's myspace pages. Are you guys & gals ashamed of me? Am I not GQ enough?...
Posted by Jack B. Dead on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:46:00 PST