Umbrella Jihad! |
One of the first things that people do each and every day of their lives is shower. We willingly stand under artificial rain making devices in an activity most would deem enjoyable. Yet, when walking ...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:20:00 PST |
New Food Product Review |
Item: Milk Chocolate Reese's 'BIG CUP' Peanut Butter CupSlogan: Packs some serious peanut butter!Packaging: Individually packed and features exciting graphics (see photos). I must admit I am giddy wit...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST |
Love Letter |
My beloved 2005 dark red Nissan, words cannot express what, at my very inner-most core, I'm feeling for you right now. While I fear this..attempt to express my gratitude via electronic posting will no...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST |
Commute This |
A hot topic of conversation with people I come in contact with these days is my commute. 'Hey, how's that commute going, Dan?' I haven't been able to move since the show vacated Philly, so here is wha...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:01:00 PST |
Pac Man |
I just got my best score-- 144,000...try to beat it!!!!dan(this is a pretty sad vacation, isn't it?)
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST |
Announcing My Retirement |
I was in New York today at the National Insiders Convention. After a controversial loss to Glenn (on the air) in an ice cream contest, I found myself once again in a tough battle vs. Pete (an insider)...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 05:19:00 PST |
I think I am on to something big |
Ok, bear with me, I have an idea. Now, I know I'm not a Middle East peace expert (like Jimmy Carter)--but I AM a thinker. I think I have the solution to the ongoing problems in the Middle East. Here g...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:55:00 PST |
Brett "Rat Feces" Myers UPDATE |
He is still a gigantic heaping hot pathetic runny malignant odiferous pile of rat feces. Oh yeah, and so are the fans who gave him a standing ovation in Philadelphia. Thank you
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST |
Limited Offer |
It's my destiny to win the lotto. I just know I am going to win it someday. I have it all figured out. However, I don't want to be the only rich person out there--so I've decided to share the wealth! ...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 07:47:00 PST |
Can you top this? |
As you can see, I have updated my profile photo. While the new photo clearly does not make me look any better (actually, much worse), it is the first in a series of photos that demonstrate my speed ea...
Posted by Dan-Glenn Beck Program on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:11:00 PST |
