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Alien Head Productions

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Unless it makes the 6 o'clock news.

About Me

We are Alien Head.
We are the people your mother never warned you about because she never knew we existed.
We find humor in making fun of you for what you do.
We never give in to trends like viral videos. They suck.
We are the collective that you make fun of. Don't worry, we make fun of you worse behind your back.
We are a fat gamer guy, his brother, a pissed off goth dude, a gangsta from Penn State, and Agent 9.
We are here to save you from the boring mundane thing that you call life.
We are not here to save you from the boring mundane thing that you call life.
We are very confused.
We are very confusing.
We require nothing but humor, video games, and energy drinks. Maybe a little Taco Bell.
We are not the people who "go against the grain" because we don't deal with sandpaper. That's just stupid.
We the jury find you guilty of being a DeeDeeDee.
We do not make fun of people with problems, we make fun of people period.
We do not diss religions. Thats just not polite.
We are Alien Head.
How may we insult you today?
Do not try to make fun of us. Chances are you are a (one or more of the following): prep, goth, nerd, geek, jock, wimp, emo, freak, feminist, fascist, racist, egotistical, gangsta, redneck, druggy, mother, father, gamer, hippy, skater, blader, guitarist, drummer, singer, dancer, drunkard, race car driver, construction worker, rodent exterminator, or the cockroach himself.
WE are all these too.
What we do here is mainly humor. Maybe show a few things that you might not know about. We used to do a few video game reviews, maybe in the future we might get back to that. Until then, sit back and laugh.
P.S.: You might wanna subscribe to the blog instead of checking out the profile every now and then.
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My Interests

Humor, video games, energy drinks, Taco Bell.

I'd like to meet:

Any fan of humor and video games and people who just aren't terribly boring.If you've got a joke, send it to us. As long as it isn't lame. Be warned that we may repost it.

Music:

Red, Slipknot, Xzibit, VAST, Johnny Cash, Junkie XL, Hilary Duff, 311, Toby Keith, Institute, GRITS, Bif Naked, Nonpoint, From Zero, Avril Lavigne, 2Pac, BoA, Andrea Bocelli, Bad Camera, Elvis Presley, Gorillaz, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Limp Bizkit, Orgy, Sade, Trapt, Wierd Al Yankovic, Murder Dolls, Cledus T Judd, Zeromancer, Jeff Foxworthy, Twista, Level, Slayer, G-Unit, Orange Range, Kanye West, Stone Sour, Mushroomhead, Adema, Cold, 12 Stones, Chingy, Ludacris, Darude, Robert Miles, Static-X, Deadsy,

Heroes:

Agent 9, Larry, Garrett, Wendell Marcus III, Tick

My Blog

Heres the deal (G)

Believe it or not, I'm getting more involved with my church's youth group (I'm not asking for your opinion on the matter, so don't say a word about it) and have decided to put myself on a hiatus with ...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:35:00 PST

Alienhead's view on Michael Moore(L)

Well now, we have a prime target of abuse. Michael Moore, and the Americans who love him so damn much. Now this asshole hates everything that America was founded on. Small business, free speech, capit...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST

Alienhead's official stance on curent events in news!!!! News on Alienhead?!?!?!?!

Yes yes kids! It';s enws on alienhead! Alot of current events that just piss us off. We aren;t gonna talk about George W. Bush. Losing support form your own political party is damage enough.Firstly, l...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:48:00 PST

Hollywood Squares responses from the past.

If  you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood  Squares" game show...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 06:34:00 PST

Tech Rant 12: Did you get drunk for July 4th?

If you did: grats. You are an idiot. America's founding fathers did not fight and die for this country just so you could feel the right to get drunk and do something stupid.Now for the real reason of ...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:49:00 PST

Preach on, Garret

It took a while for one of us who DO make an effot to post, but I'mgonna go ahead and say it.....Garret and I will be the only ones doing anyhing on Alienhead from here on out. Marcus, thanks for the ...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:40:00 PST

Back, now piss off.

Why am I even modding a profile when none of you do anything to help out? Alien Head is supposed to be about the people! So how can there be anything done when the people refuse to help! I've asked yo...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

You kids play nice. (G)

So it is that time finally. I am moving again. I won't be able to get online as much as I would like to, but circumstances are beyond my control. That doesn't mean Larry won't be able to get his hands...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:19:00 PST

Cell phone clusterfuck!!!!!!!! (L)

Now back when i was a kid, cell phones had one purpose......to give you a way of communicating with others away from home without needing a payphone. Nowadays, Cell phones run our very fucking lives! ...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:31:00 PST

Tech Rant 11: Quick updates

Want a World of Warcraft VISA card? Well First National Bank and Blizzard Entertainment are offering cards emblazoned with, of course, the different races of the popular MMORPG. The only catch? ...
Posted by Alien Head Productions on Wed, 09 May 2007 12:16:00 PST