David - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I AM A (deputy) FIRE MARSHALL.

I don't like 20p coins. I keep them in a drawer in my room.
Most of my time is spent either working (across the road ahahahaha) or watching films and/or drinking San Miguel. I am also shit hot at Pro Evo and I did like Champ Man until it crashed and I lost all my information.
It's not actually me in the photo, it's Chuck Norris. He's the seven-times karate world champion and star of many "classic" films like... umm... Delta Force and that Walker thing.
I set up this profile so I could look at other people's photos. The Chuck Norris stuff actually came later.
DON'T DO DRUGS. ..
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris and/or Bruce Lee.

Music:

Stereophonics, EUROPE, Capitan Melao, Supergrass, Kaiser Chiefs, Franz Ferdinand, Jamiroquai, Kasabian, The Futureheads, Razorlight, The Dead 60's, The Killers, Stereophonics, Snow Patrol, Hard-Fi, Guns N Roses, Coldplay, Jet, The Who, Feeder, The Automatic, Zutons, Stereophonics, Editors, The Strokes, Kanye West, Mylo, and I reluctantly listed to Muse.

Movies:

Marshall Bravestarr, Alien, Terminator 2, Shaun of the Dead, Seven Samurai, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Old Skool, Collateral, Zoolander, The Untouchables, Constantine, Hellboy, Batman, Raging Bull, Starsky & Hutch, Finding Neverland, Sin City, Donnie Darko, This Is Spinal Tap, Pirates of the Carribbean, Matchstick Men, The Big Lebowski, L4yer Cake, Fargo, 8 Mile, Fight Club, The Warriors, Office Space, Boogie Nights, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Usual Suspects, Serenity, Blazing Saddles, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Team America, The Matador, Jarhead, Munich, Kingdon of Heaven, Bad Santa, Zulu, Jaws

Television:

Family Guy, Arrested Development, C.S.I, Smallville, Little Britain, Lost.
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Books:

Lord of the Rings (three times *cough cough*)
Flanimals
Bunny Suicides.

Heroes:

Chuck Norris
David Hasslehoff
Stewie from Family Guy
Bruce Lee
GOB from Arrested Development.
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