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Baloni

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About Me

My name is Toni, i'm 22 and am a serial mover-abouter. Made a fair few mistakes in my short life so far, and am both prepared and willing to make a few more!
At the moment i reside in Harrogate, was born (and remain) a soft southerner at heart. Spent some time in various towns around the UK. My life is pretty hectic at the moment, am currently wondering if 22 is too early to have a mid-life crisis?
I'm not a tremendously sociable person, but the few good friends that i have made along my way get me by :)
I like painting my hands with glue to wait for it to dry so that i can peel it off again. Oh yeah, and i want to be 8 again. I loved being a child and find that i can't get away with half of the things i used be able to as a kid now that i'm an "adult". People stare.
Apar from that my ambitions include one....
1. One day licking Chris Cornell clean.
2. Meet Derek Vinyard. (Myspace won't let me type what i'd then like to do to him)

My Interests

I like to take photos, it's what i've been doing since i left college at 17. And occasionally you can find me bogling to Aswad.

ANYWAY.... I like to draw tattoo flash too, (when i can ever get around to it)

I like to sew, i try to make my own shit so i don't look like ever other fucker on the planet.

I TRY to play bass, not going to good, i need me a tutor.

Like i say, i take photos, paint, you name it, i'm probably half way through it...... i procrastinate.

I'd like to meet:

I ain't fussy, as long as it ain't Alan Sugar If you're looking at my profile again Alan, don't think i won't start those legal proceedings i've threatened before.....

Music:

Some of my all time favourites include EARLY Red Hot Chili Peppers, Cyndi Lauper, Rage Against The Machine, JJ72, Metallica (Recently converted), The Prodigy, Foo Fighters (before they became shitty-pants), Eddie Martin, Kate Bush, Dumpvalve, Skunk Anansie, Basement Jaxx. But i will listen to anything (pretty much, i draw the line at your band, so don't email me)

Movies:

Movies, movies, my favourites are, Benny and Joon, Fight club, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Leon, Amelie, Edward Scissorhands, Girl Interrupted, Ronin, The Last Castle, The Truman Show, I like most action/intelligent movies, none of this rubbish rom-com shit.

Television:

Not a lot of good television about these days but i guess if i do watch it it's gotta be comedy. Stand-up preferably. Life is too depressing already for the News. As Bill once said, you never hear stuff like this on the news...

"Today, a young man on acid, realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... here's Tom with the weather." Bill Hicks

It's a teletext pear.

I also like crime shows, I'm a sick bastard.

Books:

So many books, so little time! YOU MUST READ "Down and out in Paris and London" by George Orwell. It will change you! Infact anything by Mr Orwell is well worth your time reading. As is anything by the super twisted Ian McEwan. He has a collection of short stories ("First love, Last rights") that really make you wanna cry/laugh/stab.

My Blog

Testicular Fortitude

Ok, so there is something seriously lacking in todays' male population. Namely testicular fortitude as Vince McMahon would say. So basically, there is this guy. We've known each other for years. He li...
Posted by Baloni on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST

North Vs South

Ok, so statistically SOME of you on my friends list MUST be from the North. (I know... you may not want to admit to this) but it's true. So explain to me this, what the FRIGG is this weather about?!?!...
Posted by Baloni on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:57:00 PST

Going Home.......!

Oh yeah! Fair thee well North.Toni Brooks is coming home!
Posted by Baloni on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

We got ourselves a reader!

Ok, so how good is it being on holiday? I'd forgotton how much i love not having to go to work! And you know what the best part is? I'm still getting paid! So far this week, i've...... done nothing! a...
Posted by Baloni on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 02:13:00 PST

Dreams, Metaphors and Claires Accessories

Hmmmm, so i dreamt about being in a foreign shop last night. I had a lot of weird-ass foreign money and a hell of a lot of time on my hands. The shop was like Claires Accessories, only a hundred times...
Posted by Baloni on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

Veins nearing the surface

You know you're old when your skin starts to resemble tracing paper. Started downloading a game called Fish Tycoon, you have to breed rare tropical fish in order to make money. Wow. I'm bored and ...
Posted by Baloni on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:33:00 PST

Monkey Juice.

No, not really monkey juice, just lots and lots of Party Rings. You know those tasty little morsels that you used to eat when you were 4 or 5? I've gorged myself and now i feel like a fat piggy... ...
Posted by Baloni on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:09:00 PST

My Chicken Soup

The croutons in my chicken soup taste nasty. Should have bought Heinz. When will i learn?
Posted by Baloni on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 06:19:00 PST

Good ol', bad ol' days

Bleugh.   You know how things were when you were at school? People had their places? For instance, as i never really "fitted in" at school, i coudn't hang around with the cool kids. I could hav...
Posted by Baloni on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:39:00 PST

Where i lay my head is home....

Ok, so it appears that i now live in Harrogate. I'm not sure how it happened either. I blame men. Well, one man in particular. So now i'm having the unenviable task of re-building my life from scr...
Posted by Baloni on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:07:00 PST