Hello, I'm Buddha. You might know me as the "Awakend One", or "fatty, fat, fat..."
Anyway, I was born in 624 BC and I've been reincarnated so many times I've lost count. Right now I'm in Forth Worth, Texas. It's cool here I guess, but my wisdom tends to be too much for some of the locals.
My mom, Queen Mayadevi, and my father, King Shuddhodana, told me not to do the whole "myspace.com" thing, but they both died recently so I've got a couple hours to do this before they get reincarnated again. My mom is pissed because I told her she was going to be reincarnated as a pigeon in the next life.. haha!
So.. yeah, I'm pretty enlightened and stuff. Give me a shout out and I'll bless you with stuff.
