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??Brad, level 4

About Me

I have way too much in my head at any given moment-which makes figuring out what to say about myself a lot of fun right now... I am sure that I want to travel almost everywhere, and I want to meet many kinds of people along the way...I appreciate the variety in people, but too often people become products of their environment: If that's truly the case, Give me a reason to see somewhere new and I will.I’m a bit of an anomoly, and of those of you who know, this might seem like a humble statement. I’m very humble. I’m the best : ) Ahem- I’m an artist, madman, and a thief (of laundry) I hope the series inspired about my misadventures takes off: It will air on the Oxygen channel. When I’m not busy running the extroverted triathlon (1.shouting at people from across the room 2. listening intently to those who speak softly -from across the room 3. Followed by the 500 meter high five) I’m utterly reclusive.Oh, and I’m offering a reward for those who can figure me out in 3 lifetimes - dead or alive. If it is a posthumous realization, contact my lawyer in Borneo.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Honest people who understand that actions have consequences, and that life extends beyond themselves. People who have a desire to create a world of their own - one that’s beyond violence, selfishness, and hatred. People from all around the world; I strongly believe that you need to extend yourself beyond the culture you are familiar with in order to fully grow. ????????, ??????...

My Blog

The Return to the East pt.1

Well, I set off to China yesterday morning (or 2 days ago - Cant tell with these time zones).. It felt like yesterday, but longer. My flight left 0 hours, 9am (9:45) from JFK. Or so I thought. I casu...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 18:01:00 GMT

From Beijing..

After a sting of unrealistic delays, I finally arrived somewhere I can use a computer and get back to level 1. I only have 10 minutes, but I'll write you all pretty soon-Brad
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 17:43:00 GMT

Childhood

That moon beats down in drizzle formThe sky, suctioned, becomes a chemistI'm tired of learning anymore today, billowingFrom Northern clouds, I cheapen nothingI reach for the kettle to rememberRussian ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 13:43:00 GMT

Picture Day, or the day I didn't go missing.

I just cut myself shaving. I'm not sure how that happens,  not as if I suddenly changed my shaving technique., tried something new for giggles. This brought me back to when I cut myself shaving i...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 22:49:00 GMT

Time Again, and?

Antiquity held your place on line for you,Between the Walkman and the Ovaltine.Holding you back any further would have been redundant.Past a memory, you fall short.Call me up when the weather's at its...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:10:00 GMT

To Xizang.

How much farther did we march?When I set out for the seasons with these weapons,Know that intended not to walk so far,And to lay them down on arrival. After the many had collapsed below the Earth...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 05:54:00 GMT

The Eulogy of my Car.

Some of you have been taken to the 7-11 in it (at least hundreds of times, indeed.); Some of you have driven it home on my behalf when I was muzzled by libations; Some of you have actually painted it...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 16:41:00 GMT

Screw YOU, Billy Idol!!!

     Maybe it's because Rebel Yell is happening at every bar as we speak, and maybe it's because I go to the Bar too much - but that is no excuse for me to sing "Dancing with ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 15:10:00 GMT

Dear Jubilee,

      As you know, Because of my rigorous training regiment, one that requires me to read, write, and arithmetic while juggling platters of quiche and martinis, I havent been...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:34:00 GMT

It's Raining Controversy

      In his weekly address, given at 10:30 this evening, President Bush declared an immediate ban on Its Raining Men. The song, first debuting in 1982, performed by the We...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 16:39:00 GMT