Dr. Mustafa Q. Brainmender III, Esq.

About Me

I'm too busy thinking about writing high-concept comedy sketches to actually be bothered to write some high-concept comedy sketches.

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Every Victim Counts http://www.tolerance.org/evc

My Interests

Oh, y'know... whatever.

I'd like to meet:

The person that invented pastrami.

Music:

This week's rotation: And the overall:

Movies:

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Spike Lee Joints, Woody Allen Films, and pretty much anything that Tarantino touched, though I still haven't seen Kill Bill vol 1&2. And even though Pulp Fiction was fantastic, I don't think it gets any better than Jackie Brown. That was his fucking masterpiece right there. Oh, and Stanley Kubrick movies, and Hitchcock movies, and Troma movies. And movies that are just as bad (if not worse) than Troma flicks, but aren't related... Like Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, or Robo Vampire, or the Wu-Tang movies...

Television:

Is worthless without Sifl & Olly.

Books:

Sometimes A Great Notion, Emperor of Ice Cream, Fortress of Solitude, Autobiography of Malcolm X, Invisble Man, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Choke, Lizard Music, Bell Jar, Catch 22, Catcher in the Rye, All the Power: Revolution Without Illusion, Joy of Cooking, Boondocks: A Right to Be Hostile, The Long Goodbye, Slapstick, Beyond Good and Evil, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Westing Game, Every Life in Hell Book ever, Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, I, Claudius, Hitchhiker's "Trilogy", VW Beetle and Transporter Purchase and Restoration Guide, On the Beach, Fight in the Fields: Cesar Chavez and the Farmworkers Movement, Last Exit to Brooklyn, The Collected Short Stories of Wallace Stegner, King Dork...

Heroes:

I have a few

My Blog

In this post, I review something messed up.

I'd like to think I'm kind of like John Updike writing about Barbarella in The New Yorker.Then again, I'm no Updike. This is about as cerebral, scathing, and post-modern of a comic bit as I'v...
Posted by Dr. Mustafa Q. Brainmender III, Esq. on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:11:00 PST

Thanks For Killing The Music! Really! Thank You So Much!

So, today's the day. Internet radio is dead. What the article fails to mention is that these stations are not only going to have to start absurdly high royalties (mind you, they already pay royaltie...
Posted by Dr. Mustafa Q. Brainmender III, Esq. on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:19:00 PST

Anyone want to help save internet radio?

Hey guys, I wrote a letter which you may or may not want to copy/paste/print out and send to your senators and representative.July 15th is looming upon us, and the state of independently run non-comme...
Posted by Dr. Mustafa Q. Brainmender III, Esq. on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 09:54:00 PST

Today We Kiss the First Amendment Goodbye

Anything that can be interpreted as promotion of illegal activity, no matter how inane the statement or unjust the law, is illegal, according to the Supreme CourtWhat I find particularly frightening a...
Posted by Dr. Mustafa Q. Brainmender III, Esq. on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:28:00 PST

Living in the 90s:

9:51:08 PM prozacrefugee2: "The market will never crash! It's a new paradigm"9:51:21 PM prozacrefugee2: AOL is for n00bs!9:51:23 PM pranxztadank42: LOL9:52:48 PM pranxztadank42: "i seem to have for...
Posted by Dr. Mustafa Q. Brainmender III, Esq. on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

I am full of piss and vinegar today...

Sup, people?Anybody you want me to piss off? I'll fuckin' do it.I will make their life miserable.I will make them want to strip down to their chonies and vault themselves into a pit of scorpions.You w...
Posted by Dr. Mustafa Q. Brainmender III, Esq. on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST