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Emmmmmma

i go out on friday night and i come home on saturday morning

About Me

i eat olives every day. i live in an old church. i am heavily overaccessorized. my demeanor is often compared to that of a slightly retarded 5 year old. that about covers it.

My Interests

THINGS I LOVE: macaroni and cheese, my dog, orchids, hot chocolate, thunderstorms, jazz, tater tots, law and order, elephants, tattoos, amber, foot rubs, indian food, the beach, dunnies, savignon blanc, hawaii. THINGS I HATE: mo'nique, dirty babies, mormons, anything out of tune, vehicles that blatantly advertise a person's entire personality/beliefs, the screaming ladies in the audience on oprah, karaoke, shots of straight alcohol, watching football, bad smells, wimps.*i know this description has been up for years, but i have reviewed it numerous times and to be honest i can't find anything to change. sorry.

I'd like to meet:

artists and hippies and people who laugh a lot.

Music:

jazz and drum'n'bass and soul and rock and early 90's era hip-hop and mostly jazz.

Movies:

i love the cell. and nothing you can say will change my mind about that.

Television:

"mystery diagnosis". i like to guess what bizarre diseases people have before they give it away at the end. also "born with two heads", "160-pound tumor", and "vanished twins". and law and order and the soup and ugly betty and best week ever and the simpsons and without a trace and family guy and even that show about those little people in oregon.

Books:

ones with happy endings. or at least endings that are no worse than the beginnings.

Heroes:

i don't know no herooooooooes

My Blog

Learn a thing or two

Y O U ... C A N ... O N L Y ... T Y P E ... O N E ... W O R D !N O ... E X P L A N A T I O N S !1. Yourself: devious2. Your "boyfriend/girlfriend": none3. Your hair: evolving4. Your Mother: genius5. Y...
Posted by ema on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST