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jesus

im back

About Me

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HotFreeLayouts i am the son of god. founder of the magic circle was assasinted for breaking the secret. i have no magical power just really good at magic tricks water into wine walking on water. thing were easier back in the day big sleaves on my robes nobody ever ask to look in them just took my word for it, i had all sorts in my sleaves bunch of flowers cards you name it. the walking on water thing yeah a couple of mirrors and shazzam im walking on water.i would still be here if it wasnt for me getting caught cheating at cards bloody romans cant take a joke i forgot you cant have five aces in a pack but i had been out on the piss with the lads peter, paul, mathew, mark , luke and john i asume youve heard of them so thats how it went down out on the piss card game big cross the end.

My Interests

walking on water, card tricks and general illusion type stuff

I'd like to meet:

david blaine so we can share notes on our tricks

Music:

all things bright and beautiful all creatures great and small

Movies:

dogma, last temptation of christ

Television:

Songs of praise

Books:

the bible(i love fiction)i prefer the old testament

Heroes:

my dad well he is god

My Blog

suck not blow

ME!!!! i think im losing the plot for my sake what the fuck is the world coming to riots in glasgow, poor amish children shot when will america realise that there freedom to have guns and stuff comes ...
Posted by jesus on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST

its another miracle

i am jesus i can drink 15 pints and still be ready for love (if you know what i mean ) ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on ladies jump on board rub me till i fire my rifle
Posted by jesus on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST

rubbing

if i rub it, it gets bigger is that normal?  
Posted by jesus on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 03:20:00 PST