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John F. Kennedy

I am here for Dating

About Me

Yeah, I guess I'll get around to doing this about me section once I have more time on my hands. I was talked into this whole myspace thing by this hot chick I met on the net a while back. So I guess I'll give it a try.

Alright, here's the deal. I'm running for vice president with Ike in 2008. So here's our campaign poster, now if you want our nation to survive, you'll vote for us!

brb, gotta do some president stuff.

My Interests

I enjoy writing, and I actually published my thesis paper that I wrote at Harvard. And of course, I enjoy being with my two kids, Caroline and John-John. They're crazy, we love to swim in our private pool together here in the big house. But seriously, do you really think I have time for many other interests? I mean, it did take me this long to get a myspace page.

I'd like to meet:

Well don't tell Jacqueline, but I need to find a secondary soulmate. I'm just not sure if our marriage is really going to work out with all this president stuff going on. Many people seem to say in this section that they want to meet famous people. But I know famous people; famous people work for me; I am famous people.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John F. Kennedy
Birthday: May 29, 1917
Birthplace: Brookline, Mass.
Current Location: DC
Eye Color: Greenish Grey
Hair Color: Reddish Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Whenever I'm asked I just think of that person that shot me... they had to be left-handed...
Your Heritage: IRISH!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Here they are, my babies:
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Your Weakness: That's confidential. Damn terrorists.
Your Fears: I fear that terrorists will discover my fears. *Shh! Don't tell them!*
Your Perfect Pizza: Stuffed crust, anything without vegetables. AND NO CANADIAN BACON! I'm the presiden of America, after all...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not be assasinated again.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "What is happening!"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whose idea was it to replicate the Sistine Chapel on my ceiling...?
Your Best Physical Feature: My looks. President's dang pretty.
Your Bedtime: The president never sleeps.
Your Most Missed Memory: Well there was this one time... oh, what was it... man, I miss my memory.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds is only supposed to have one 'a.' The president knows these kinds of things.
Single or Group Dates: Hah, that's a funny joke. Like the president would go anywhere without like a hundred men covering his back. So yea, definitely group. Movies get expensive paying for all the secret service men tho.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'm so fancy that I only have homemade tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I eat vanilla just to spite my mother.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yuck! I like oreo shakes.
Do you Smoke: According to my research... Yes.
Do you Swear: Why, yes, I was sworn into presidency once.
Do you Sing: Only Freezing Rain songs.
Do you Shower Daily: No, I shower in the whitehouse.
Have you Been in Love: thought i was but no
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that...
Do you want to get Married: Unmarried, you mean? And have all the freedom I want to be with this... other girl? Why, yes!
Do you belive in yourself: In my abilities as a president: Yes. In my social abilities: No.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah. I'm just so sick of going through the motions.
Do you think you are Attractive: Eeew, only girls are attractive! What, do you think I have cooties?
Are you a Health Freak: Yeas, my health is a little freaky. For one thing, I was shot in the head. But we'll get into that another day.
Do you get along with your Parents: Well, you see parents are interesting. One thing I notice is that we need to cut back on taxes and let the people choose their freedoms.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Well I think thunderstorms stand as a good metaphor for the way I feel about my country. if there was ever lightning striking, I would be more worried about the people around me than about my own well-being.
Do you play an Instrument: Well you see, instruments are extremely important to our society. You might say I'm the bassist of the United States symphony. I can act as the basis for the rest of the country to follow.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, I do not believe in teen drunken driving.
In the past month have you Smoked: The tobacco industry is very important to our economy, and I believe we should take gradual action to transfer the role of tobacco in our economy to be less binding.
Will you please stop avoiding my questions damn politik: Okay, fine.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, Jacqueline's too busy with her blasphemed bookclub...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, but we did accidently blow one up during target practice. *Shh, we used mind-control to cover it up.*
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Mmmmmmm, disgusting goodness... at least 100.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. Eewie.
In the past month have you been on Stage: NO! Next question!
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO! Next question!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No soup for you.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, I shoplifted a teddy bear for little John-John.
Ever been Drunk: Have you ever been drunk?
Ever been called a Tease: Many times.
Ever been Beaten up: Well yea, you just beat me up with your words! That hurts. Sticks and stones...
Ever Shoplifted: ...short-term memory loss there partner?... yeah, i shoplifted a teddy bear for little john-john.
How do you want to Die: Protecting my country.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Toys-R-Us kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Alaska. I've never been there.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: ...you mean favorite?... green i spose :)
Favourite Hair Color: ...you mean favorite?... brown i spose :)
Short or Long Hair: methinks long
Height: 5'1" :)
Name: Abbee
Clothing Style: ...clothes are clothes...
Number of Drugs they have taken: Doesn't matter, just none around me.
Number of CDs they own: I don't judge people that way...?
Number of Piercings: Um just the normal ones. By normal i mean ear. Nose and belly button might be normal too. Anything beyond that's not normal.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in their past they Regret: None, the past's over!

My Blog

Risk Taker

Today should be interesting, I have to buy a pregnancy test. I don't know where to get it from, I don't want anyone to see and gossip about me!! Well it's not for me actually, it's for my friend. Any...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ms. Yoplait

Tonight my friend Jeff called just to chat. We've been talking on the phone very regularly this Spring and it has been a bit of lifeline for me. Otherwise my life has been an exercise in eating and sl...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ms. Yoplait Part II

I've just kicked the irritator out of my office because she wound me into a complete rage. I remained as controlled as I possibly could and said, "I don't believe that this conversation is helping. We...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spies

I awake to find no peace of mind I said how do you live As a fugitive? Down here, where I cannot see so clear I said what do I know? Show me the right way to go And the spies came out of the w...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a bit of poetry for the soul

I am going to enter into this entry a couple of my Newly written Poems written over the last couple days by me regarding current situations in my life as I see today.. LIFES JOKE Life is noth...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's four in the morning....

ok not quite 4 but I can't sleep because I drank 5 cups of coffee tonight and have to pee every 15 minutes. ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------ I have 3 severe ...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the beginning is the end is the beginning

counting down the days/hours/minutes..makes it all seem worth it. as hard as it's been. it's getting easier. you can't stop a clock from keeping time. no matter how you look at it we're constantly ...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oh Man I like Movies

(x)Napoleon Dynamite (x)Saw (x)White Noise ( )White Oleander ( )Anger Management ( )50 First Dates ( )Jason X (X)Scream (X)Scream 2 (X)Scream 3 (X)Scary Movie (X)Scary Movie 2 (X)Scary Mov...
Posted by John F. Kennedy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST