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About Me

The Von Foxies are Seattle's zaniest burlesque power trio, consisting of Heidi Von Haught, Elsa Von Schmaltz and Pidgeon Von Tramp. Ernie Von Schmaltz, Elsa's cousin, also occasionally gets up to shake his thing....Ernie loves shaking things! The Von Foxies have just been crowned Best Troupe at Miss Exotic World 2007!

Get this video and more at MySpace.comWe found footage of the Miss Exotic World 2007 awards ceremony. Its short but sweet. You can see our Miss America moment on film!

My Interests

Music, dance, ladies, performing, being adored, adoring others, eating chocolate, getting naked, twirling our tassels, that moment onstage where the audience begins to get what we're doing, grabbing each other's parts, going hot tubbing, thrifting potentila costumes, fake eyelashes, and more....

I'd like to meet:

Every burlesque performer we can find. People filled with love and lust. Drag kings. People with rhinestone fixations.

Music:

Tom Jones, Prince, Etta James, The Wet Spots, Rod Stewart, Nina Hagen, cock rock

Movies:

Cabaret, Sound of Music, Austin Powers, Barbarella, Chicago, Will Ferrell movies, Napoleon Dynamite and any other movies with big weird musical dance numbers.

Television:

Heidi's the only one who watches tv. CSI, The Chapelle Show, Court TV.

Books:

Curtis White- Requiem. Harry Potter. Books about sex or psychology.

Heroes:

All the gorgeous women in burlesque around the country, and specifically in Seattle.

My Blog

Von Cock Rock Bonanza coming soon!

A Foxie Cabaret Presents: We Are The Champions: The Von Cock Rock Bonanza! Friday July 27th and Saturday 28th Theatre off Jackson 409 7th ave S Door at 7. Show at 8 +21 and over $15 adva...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST

Dr. Sketchy's Seattle

Ernie Von Schmaltz had the honor of hosting Seattle's first Dr. Sketchy's Anti Art School class this month and now he's on the radio! KPLU did a segment on the class that you can listen to online. Whi...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:33:00 PST

The Von Foxies at Miss Exotic World!

The official line up has just been announced. The Von Foxies are one of FOUR troupes from around the world who will be competing at this year's Miss Exotic World Pageant! We will be competing for the ...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

April SHOWers

Hello friends, fans and family! The Von Foxies have great shows lined up all month. Tonight, April 6th, we are performing at the great geek gathering- NorWesCon! This science fiction and fantasy conv...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

The Von Foxies In Training

Don't forget, this Saturday at The Theatre Off Jackson (409 7th Ave. S.)The Von Foxies are working up a sweat, trying to get to Las Vegas for the 2007 Miss Exotic World Burlesque Pageant. Come support...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:18:00 PST

The Von Foxies In Training

Von Foxies' 2nd Birthday Bash!

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Posted by The Von Foxies on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:28:00 PST

Von Foxies Fall shows

The Von Foxies Fall Festivities! The Von Foxies have a great fall season lined up starting this Saturday!. We are performing at some fabulous shows with some fabulous people. We hope you will c...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

We're ready for our close-up, Mr. DeMille

The Von Foxies have some extra exciting news. We're gonna be on cable!In August, Comcast On Demand will team up with Something Wierd Video to broadcast the Miss Exotic World 2006 pageant! The pageant ...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:53:00 PST

Von Foxies Summer Shows!

The Foxies have a ton of stuff coming up this summer. Don't forget to check out www.vonfoxies.com for more info!Heidi, Pidgeon, Elsa and ErnieJune 24th- WELCOME TO PRIDE WEEK! THe Von Foxies are getti...
Posted by The Von Foxies on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:29:00 PST