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HEATHER

I SMELL SOMETHING......... YOUR A DIRTY LITTLE FUN HAVER!!!!

About Me

I'm a Portland native, who now calls New Mexico her home. I like it much better here because my friend Maria is so fucking awesome. I'm a not so in the closet Journey fan, but I'm not limited to that genre whatsoever. I recently became the owner of a 1983 Ford Econoline pervert van, and for some reason I'm checking out joggers left and right. It has a bed that folds out in the back, and fits my orange beach cruiser. I like to drink, but I fall off my bike a lot when I do both at the same time. I have nice looking arms, but they're kind of useless when it comes to picking things up. I have a super soft spot for creatures in need, whether it be pigeons, dogs, or humans. But not cockroaches. They terrify me. I believe in karma, and try to live my life and treat people the way I want to be treated.

My Interests

My antique poleroid camera, sappy movies, insanely spicy food, riding my bike, hiking in the mountains, pickles, taking care of people, socializing, Mandarin vodka, cruising in my van, mexican food, buying clothes, and forming an all tambourine rock band. Oh yeah, and taking care of my friend's kitty, Kung Pow.

I'd like to meet:

people who put their keys in other people's purses. I love Cara more than Maria.

Movies:

rubin & ed...she so lovely.....all the real girls......gleaming the cube.....oh yeah lost boys

Heroes:

Chuck Norris....his right leg "law" and his left leg "order".and could I say anything more? no. fuck yeah!