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EAT ME NOW!

I got my name shouted out in a song does that make me a star? I think so.

About Me

I'm a BAAAADDDD BITCCHHHHHHH don't believe me... , ask ya boyfriend Hoe!
My name is Ne Ne, I'm from Cleveland, now I live in Chatsworth CA with my husband Joel... Yes I'm married but I do date. I know you guys are all like what the F K but it's not what you think, I'm not a dirty hoe. I'm a clean one lmao! No but really my husband is my best friend, he's from the Carribean and we married merely for financial and political reasons that I won't go into. But he's cool with me talking to guys-- he does it himself. Yes my hubby is gay-- so he does not have sex with me!!! I know I know cry for me ladies. But it's okay, I'm more focused on making money. I dance in a club up here in chatsworth(I don't like the term stripper so don't call me that shit!). But anyway-- Any guys out there don't be afriad to send me a note... who knows after the divorce I might be ready to jump back into a real marriage-- sike. I'm too young to be tied down. So please leave a comment only if you want to eat me-- now. :)

My Interests

Money Money and ummmm Money

I'd like to meet:

Kelly Ripa Tyra Banks George Bush-- stop fucking hating on our president people. Doogie Hauser MD

Music:

I love Rap music!!! Fuck R&B. A lot of people talk about the lyrics and how they bash women-- but most women are sluts so I feel them. Anybody have any good suggestions hit me up.

Movies:

The ones where the bad guys live in the end.

Television:

Top Model, I get my study on.

Books:

Zane-- nuff said.

Heroes:

My right tiddy, because it's always been there for the left one. :)

My Blog

I'm getting a tryout! cross your fingues guys.

So I'm officially about to quit the hole in the wall buffet bum joint I dance in and I have a tryout new years eve at crazy girls in los angeles.  so cross your fingers please.  everyone who...
Posted by EAT ME NOW! on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

I'M GOING TO BE IN A FASHION SHOW!!! Please come

November 18th I'm going to be modeling a friend's new clothing line. nothing fancy but please come out and support me people.  It's going to be in Hawthorn I'm not sure of the venue but I'll post...
Posted by EAT ME NOW! on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

O MY GOD!!! THE FUCKING CROCODILE HUNTER IS DEAD???

I was just browsing various myspace pages trying to get the hang of this shit, and I come across a RIP of the crocodile hunter.  I just read how he died.  How pussy is that-- a sting ray?&nb...
Posted by EAT ME NOW! on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 08:29:00 PST