Sequestered far from human contact in a laboratory hidden somewhere deep in a jungle of South America, mad scientist Dr. Professor Science esq.(his name has been changed to protect his anonymity, and so that no one knows who he is), had a vision. That vision: a cheese sandwich(he IS a mad scientist after all). But how would he come by such a thing? He would have to build a computer: The most advanced super computer he could ever imagine.
After slaving for minutes on end, it was finally complete. The Magnus Mainframe Super Computer: the most advanced super computer he had ever created(keep in mind that he's a botanist). But how would this computer get around? Taking parts(well not really) from an old electronic household sweeping device, he called Vacuum, and combining them with Magnus, Dr. Professor Science esq. had succeeded. He named this new creation Alice. So, Dr. Professor Science esq. sent Alice off into the jungle to get his cheese sandwich... Years pass ...When Alice finally returned, she was no longer a computer strapped to a vacuum. She was now a fully mobile android with the looks of a Hollywood actress. She also had some new friends with her.
"Alice is that you? Where have you been?" said the Dr.
"Alice is no more. We are Catherine." she said. The group behind her speaks in unison, "We are Catherine." She removes something from a compartment in her chest and hands it to the Dr.
"A peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" The Dr. says, "I don't understand."
Catherine speaks again, "You are not meant to understand. Now, we must return to Hollywood."... Years later... after years of watching and waiting, Catherine readies herself for the tortuous onslaught of the human mind she is about to deliver(hence, the ready-ing). The human behavior in America has angered Catherine beyond control(had controlling her been an option), and she will reap her vengence on the wicked humans who cause her utter boredom...
