Content to be Preoccupied with Travel & Kidnapping |
San Diego has been a blast so far..Travel proceeds without travail for the most part. Of course, I went out to bars and then stayed up all night packing before my 8 am flight. More sleep d...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Off The Whiskey and onto the Fruit Cocktail! |
These have been the dog days of summer right here. Without a doubt...walking around outside the AC lair is like swimmin' in a fucking sewer! I've been tryin' to lay low...crawl out after d...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
INCREDIBLE TRIAL OFFER FOR THE ANAL RETENTIVE |
Are you tired of your old, stuffy, cramped, quarters (hind-quarters) or lack thereof? Why buy newfangled appliances when you really need to renovate your interior (posterior)? I can help you expand an...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What've I been up to? |
Egad! I don't even know half the time, but this has been an amazing year...like a whirlwind, really! This past winter I went to London and experienced working with theEnglishDungeon.com.&n...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Industrial Strength....TATTOOS!!! |
Had an amazing time seeing Skinny Puppy last week....in fact, I still can't believe that in my intoxicated, manic state I managed to kidnap a Pup who went astray...(ThanXXX for&nbs...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
One of Rock n' Roll's Premier Scumbag Moments! |
Last week my co-Guv'ning best friend, the notorious SIZE QUEEN came down to visit and help me paint the town red. We saw Social Distortion, the Dwarves and the Cramps...all in one action-packed alcoho...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Anal Beads and Baubles |
Today, I ate my tonge ring with breakfast...Hope it makes it past my colon...(I don't wanna be anal retentive!)
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'm Not Usually A Slut |
In fact, I gave up trying for a long time, frustrated with frustration...can't get no satisfaction. Im not my fucking Mother; not afraid of living alone, sleeping alone, being alone...(okay, maybe I ...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Musing In Futility |
I've never been a political person...in fact, I've never even fucking voted! I don't pay taxes, I live on the underground's fringe...and I generally try and avoid the bone crushing 'reality' machine...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NOTE TO SELF! |
Never ever sleep with anyone who's into questionable music...(even if he's gotta lotta tattoos!)...Never ever sleep with anyone you meet in your yoga class...(especially the instructor!)...Never ever ...
Posted by Lola on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
