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joolie

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About Me


i'm a simple girl who is a little too obsessed with blood and guts. i grew up in a small town in pennsylvania that i love to death. i spent a lot of time around the amish and i'm used to having to drive around horse-drawn buggies. i still don't know why people in the south call shopping carts buggies. i never have enough time to do what i want. i like good music, good beer and good friends. i told you i was simple!
i used to live in philadelphia and called it my home for seven years. the only thing i miss about philadelphia are the noises and riding my bike in heavy traffic. now i live in a dollhouse in a quiet neighbourhood in augusta georgia with the man of my dreams. white picket fence and all.

My Interests

sleeping. bikes. tattoos. pie. blood. wawa. chainsaws. boys who wear pink. chocolate. halloween decorations. loud music. historical fiction. scary movies. tailwhips. cold beer. bright skylines. mood lighting. double bass. causing a ruckus. spending sundays in pajamas. feeling protected. time travel. pantone. missing teeth. dirt.

I'd like to meet:


Myspace Countdown Clocks at WishAFriend.com

Music:

mike patton will be mine! cream, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, neil young, yes, pink floyd, iron maiden, metallica, slayer, panfuckingtera, venom, sabbath, the misfits, danzig, the ramones, dead boys, joan jett, puccini arias, the refused, midiron blast shaft, poison the well, candiria, mastodon, high on fire, today is the day, eyehategod, fudge tunnel & theory of ruin, joni mitchell, 400 years, encyclopedia of american traitors, his hero is gone, doom, grief, sleep, the clash, joy division, rush, my morning jacket, godspeed you black emperor, floor, cavity, carcass, acid bath, that eamon jawn that's on the radio, sleep (xomatt pikexo), guns n roses, dropdead, tragedy, the locust, damad, spitboy, suzi quatro, krs one, bob marley, depeche mode, the saints, the vibrators, the damned, hellacopters, monster magnet

wolfmother.

Movies:

rocky I,II and III. the shining. i won't list all of the horror movies because it's insane. half-baked. the big lebowski. old school. trouble everyday (amado do you still have my copy?). the birds. pee wee's big adventure (i have the entire movie memorized). anything by lars von trier, deathwish.

Television:

antiques roadshow. anything law and order. red dwarf. aqua teen hunger force. quantum leap. the family guy. home movies. jeopardy. dr.who. talk soup.

Books:

if you haven't read ayn rand, you haven't lived. leon uris, e.b. white, e.e cummings, sylvia plath, robert frost, margaret atwood, madeline l'engle, ursula k. leguin, john christopher's tripods trilogy used to scare the shit out of me when i was a kid, scary stories to tell in the dark, the velveteen rabbit.

Heroes:

anyone who ever spoke up.

My Blog

the best is yet to come

so tonight is eric's big ol' bachelor party. and no, if you're wondering, i am not nervous about what is going on. i trust him with my whole heart and know that he is just going to have some fun with ...
Posted by joolie on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST

pop goes the weasel cause the weasel goes pop.

i'm sitting at work at 7 am on a saturday morning. today will consist of me trying to finish one book and start another. finally got "fargo rock city" and will be cracking it open soon. i snatched up ...
Posted by joolie on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:51:00 PST

blood shot and bothered.

so it looks like the curse of the swollen red eye is back. i used to have so many eye problems that i have a blood shot eye tattooed on me. off to the doctor's to figure out what it is. it literally f...
Posted by joolie on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

slow and steady wins the race.

slowly but surely i am adding to my design blog. i suggest that you take a look! you might find some sweet stuff on there that you'll want to blow all of your money on. then someone will come to your ...
Posted by joolie on Sat, 05 May 2007 04:59:00 PST

My Love Affair With Lucero

Last Sunday, we ventured up to Columbia, South Carolina to see my favorite live band, Lucero. As I watched them pour their heart and soul out onto the stifling hot stage, I tried to remember the first...
Posted by joolie on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

larger than life

the first thing that fil ever said to me was "will you marry me?". that was 7 years ago. he had seen me in a magazine and approached me at a goth club in philadelphia. he wasn't as big, he was actuall...
Posted by joolie on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST

beastmaster.

last night venom, my cat, decided to try camping out in the backyard. this morning, while cooing over my adorable little chihuahua, quatro, i realized that venom was not causing the usual ruckus ...
Posted by joolie on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 06:29:00 PST

stolen from the prom crasher.

1. Initials: JAS2. Name someone with the same birthday as you: the great eugene levy.3. Where was your first kiss? in rachel courbis' basement. i was 16 or so. late bloomer. 4. For or against same sex...
Posted by joolie on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 08:15:00 PST

so that's why no one thinks i'm funny.

i guess i'm just too smart for them! haha. the Wit (76% dark, 23% spontaneous, 26% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that mea...
Posted by joolie on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 07:22:00 PST

no place like home.

I wont ask you where you're goin. I wont ask you where you been. I know after a million times you get sick of all my lines, But I just wanna see you safe again. Hopefully it occurs to me that ...
Posted by joolie on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:40:00 PST