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Adele.......

All that glitters is not gold

About Me

after failing my first year of fashion i somehow scammed my way onto the second year of fine art at the university of east london. dont go there its a trick. ummmm i like watching people dance, eating cake mix, and alcohol in large amounts.simple. i used to live in scummsvile also know as markham in the valleys. i used to get heckled a lot by kids who are smaller than me. which was nice.i used to dress like someone dropped me on the head when i was small and am now a failed circus performer. ive toned it down slightly.which makes me sad in a way .i got mixing decks for xmas so im now a superstar dj.well not really the mats have prepubecsent ghetto kids on them(my grandad broke one of my decks).lazy.ummmm thats it really everyone writes lots of cool stuff about how they like frosty mornings and they would like to be the air, but thats not really me at all.im sure all those things are nice but frosty mornings, really??? [email protected] add me if ur not a total cunt.or u are in the mark lammar sense of the word . appearing fuckable on myspace is not a skill its horrid.come onxI:AM stonecoldbikini MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

things that interest me arecats gigs my lovely friends bmezine I:AM anicdotes watching people play video games playing video games fruits fashion ebay h&m(sale only) alan partridge(not steve coogan.alan) oh loads of stuff MyGen Profile Generator

I'd like to meet:

a cat

Music:

oh all sorts of stuff, from the 80s to now.stuff that u can dance about to. footloose=greatest song of all time.first person who learns the dance moves wins my heart.im a simple girl.i heart riot grrrl music(bikini kill, julie ruin le tigre, babes in toyland hole l7 peaches ect ect)yeah yeah yeahs,the pixies,the distillers,kenny rogers,robots in disguise, pendulum(excellent when ur on drugs) johnny cash,dillinger escape plan, converge,at the drive in,pgmg,lady sovereign,obots in disguise, beastie boys,the louder the better. electroclash blah blah blah oh and midasuno of course and locus of control (r.i.p) MyGen Profile Generator

Movies:

old horror, hitchcock, zombie films, footloose,the lost boys.tank girl,fight club,night of the living dead, day of the dead, dawn of the dead, evil dead 1,2,and 3,flashdance,The Nightmare before christmas, Natural born killers, Pulp fiction, From Dusk till dawn, Kill bill vol 1&2, back to the future, the goonies,Fear and lothing in Las Vegas, Twister, True Romance, Batman Returns, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Vincent, Frankenweenie, Edwardscissorhands, The Rocky horror picture show, American Beauty, old boy,Ghost World, The Burbs, Amelie, Boys don't cry.to wong foo thanks for everything-julie newmar=if ne1 has seen this film or even knws who julie newmar is u will get a prize.

Television:

quincy.alan partridge and neighbours ,buffy,mighty boosh, greenwing,black books,never mind the buzzcocks.nathan barley, sun sea and bargain spotting, cash in the attic.ray mears. peepshow.

Books:

feminist stuff.film books(geek). alfred hitchchock spy stories.daphne du maurier.hunter.s.thomson. desperation

Heroes:

Kathleen Hanna, J.D Samson, Larry Flynt, Tim Burton(not since the killers video), Quentin Tarantino, Steve Buscemi, Juliet Lewis,Shannon Larrett, Alfred Hitchcock. and greasy reesy.

My Blog

house warming and no more internet

ok so now more internet for a while as i move into my shinny new hopefully secretly air conditioned mansion tommorow. if all goes to plan. and jmes forgery skills are up to scratch *ahem* house house ...
Posted by adele on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:47:00 PST

sex festival

"ello ello ello welcome to erotica 2005" bad points all the way to manchester on 2 buses. buses feet hurting poor laura vomiting all that jazz good points free shoes free corset £250 free...
Posted by adele on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

converge

went to neport at 4 because doors were supposed to be oppenin at 5. people who turned up at 7pm got in.panicky friend. my friend chris drove me down. he tipped his drink on himself in the riverside.t...
Posted by adele on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

queen adreena

queen adreena monday.various reasons why this was the first time id seen them.but worth the wait.my legs are black and blue and splintery still from the stage.i was drunk and went down the front.amazi...
Posted by adele on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

le tigre

it was a while back.well 2 weeks ago.amazing. gravy train were better which i think is blasphemy but u cant beat a bit of filthy 80s filth can u????no. got new cat shoes.size too small but they are ...
Posted by adele on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

date of death

Friday, December 25, 2065 apparently, well u knw say what u gotta say to me before then.i cant wait that long my ears r gna b touchin the floor by then.no good at all. xx
Posted by adele on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bloody my space

no joke, i had no idea about the comments thingy,im am abig retard when it comes to things like this.neways im getting new hair again 2cnd time this week,but u gotta do what makes u happy.
Posted by adele on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST