Ay! What can I say? My name's Jimmy Tutalo, but everyone calls me Jimmy Uno. Sometimes I get a bit excited when telling stories - I'm Italian!!! I hit people in an affectionate manner when talking to them - this is how I lost my left nut. I hit the wrong guy, he knifed me in the groin, and next thing I know I'm at the ER and they're friggin telling me they're gonna have to amputate my left nut! I was a bit angry for a while - my wife left me, people made fun of my shortcoming. Then I realized that if I made fun of myself for it, noone else had the upperhand. So I started calling myself Jimmy Uno. I always say that I may only have one nut, but I've got cock enough for 2!! (8 by 5 ladies!) I own a pub called Jimmy's Pub, but everyone calls it Uno's. We have wet t-shirt Tuesdays (ca$h prize ladies!), Pool Tournament Wednesdays, Dart Thursdays, Classic rock in the jukebox, the best damn happy hour ever. My best friend is Guy O'Reilly - we've been best friends since high school when he tutored me in math and I tutored him on how to be a ladie's man. Schlitz is my favorite beer, I represent Boston til death. The Yankees can suck my fat Italian sausage. I live for Cavarricci's and BUM equipment. I am LL Cool J - Ladies Love Cool Jimmy.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Hot broads!
Seriously, I don't discriminate - I like em brown yello puerto rican and haitian - tall, short, skinny, chubby. If you're a hot chick, you're always welcome at Uno's.
