Knocking things over, eating cheese, Doritos, potato chips (basically anything but my own food), meowing incessantly, running through the house at top speed for no reason, sleeping, eating Amanda and Andy's spider plants, messing with Donut, hating on Pandora, looking cute, clawing people purposely and on accident, running away from loud noises, purring, staring at people for prolonged amounts of time until they freak out, sneaking into the basement or attic, scratching at doors, being all around adorable.
All kinds of people. I am quite shy in real life, so I never get to make friends. I'm too busy running away because someone dropped something or made a loud noise.
Anything featuring other cats or little things that run across the screen that I can try to catch. I know they aren't real, but that doesn't stop me. I also like watching Super Mario Brothers. I can space out on that shit for hours.
I don't have to work, I sleep and eat all day, someone else cleans up after me. Why do I need a hero?