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lml paul lml

who doesn't like alice in chains?

About Me

yo whats the deal? I like to do things that dont have to do with me going to work. I try to wake up early enough to grab a bite to eat, but sometimes that is too hard. I watch a lot of court tv because it just keeps me goin. I have like 130 friend requests right now(6-25-07)... i dont even wanna check em. Its like all bands that suck except for like 15 of them probably. I love a girl named taryn. Shes what dreams are made of, and we were meant for each other cuz we roll with the punches!!! i love her like QUESO! I think about things on my spare time...which is all the time. things like when you are riding with someone in a car on the passenger side, and they are totally riding someones ass....well when they get too close for some reason you have to press your feet really hard on the floor like the breaks are gonna work or something psssshhht!!! you were wrong!ouch.

My Interests

TARYN LEIGH ABRAHAMSEN!! rock till you dunce. death metal. not so much metalcore or hardcore.. but death metal, classic rock, power metal, thrash metal, and any metal with solos or talent involved.

I'd like to meet:

Macho Man Randy Savage, Jackie Chan, the person that invented birth control pills, a real zombie, a talking cat.

Music:

circle of dead children, screaming afterbirth, goreopsy, prostitute disfigurement, glass casket, all shall perish, AeoN, smashed face, the red chord, cock and ball torture, stabwound, rush, retch, viral load, insidious decrepancy, meshuggah, beheaded, into the moat, psyOpus, suffokate, killwhitneydead, animosity, dying fetus, into eternity, gigantic brain, gronibard, cannibal corpse, deicide, a life once lost, the berzerker, victimas, infliction, swisha house, watch tower, misery index, sik fuk, fuck...im dead, ram-zet, despondency, wormed, through the eyes of the dead, pantera, origin, vaginal carnage, nile, lamb of god, unearth, kots, regurgitate, lust of decay, cattle decapitation, bung, luca turilli, gorerotted, hemdale, rompeprop, between the burdied and me, bodies in the gears of the apparatus, ion dissonance, children of bodom, extol, devourment, decapitated, dripping, fleshgrind, arsis, anal blast, arson, pig destroyer, kataklysm, dream theater, hatebreed, gruesome stuff relish, torsofuck, kalmah, lord gore, xxx maniak, decrepit birth, autopsy, hate eternal, necrophagist, putrid pile, bloodgasm, inveracity, gomorrha, toxic holocaust, godless truth, exit 13, deceased, killtheslavemaster, three 6 mafia, neomortem, big bad voodoo daddy, lil flip, blind guardian, iced earth, ComA, crotchduster, goretrade, suture, insision, grave, cumchrist, embryonic devourment, nasum, 3 inches of blood, guy mann dude, despised icon, symphony x, goratory, mangled, last days of humanity, abysmal torment, artery eruption, dead for days, behemoth, inducing terror, bound and gagged, vomit remnants, cystic dysentery, birdflesh, bowel stew, dyscrasia, gorefuck, mummification, meat shits, jack slater, annihilator, deadborn, abominable putridity, silent scythe, asmegin, silent streams of godless elegy, athiest, spiral architect, pocket pussy hashpipe, evergrey, demons and wizards, vile, grand funk railroad, opeth, david allen coe, ahumado granujo, no doubt , silverchair, dismember, skeletal earth, fantomas, ron jarzombeck, pride and glory, kalmah, artemis piledriver, demericous, communic, coast to coast am with george noory and art bell, ...and more.

Movies:

Army of Darkness - napoleon dynamite, run ronnie run, being john malcovich, the sandlot, the wizard, candyman 1, fright night 1, clockwork orange, killer clowns from outer space, big trouble in little china, kill bill 1-2, the great outdoors, planes trains and automobiles, fear and loathing in las vegas, edward scissorhands, harry and the hendersons, big, the burbs, predator (all), gremlins (all), critters (all), fire in the sky, lord of the rings (all), the ring, teen wolf 1, nightmare on elm street (all), friday the 13th (all), halloween 1-2, bill and ted 1-2, dawn of the dead 1, goodfellas, the score, fight club, from dusk till dawn 1, powder, sling blade, american hisory x, ghost world, catch me if you can, the goonies, ghostbusters 1-2, blow, zoolander, analyze this, analyze that, se7en, copycat, beetlejuice, falling down, frailty, harry potter (all), uncle buck, the shining, the frightners, event horizon, interview with a vampire, the lost boys, blue velvet, the gate, rounders, meet joe black, cube, dark city, king kong, requium for a dream, jarhead, saw 1, high tension, the hills have eyes, capote, re-animator, bachelor party, grandmas boy, the beyond, cocoon, return of the living dead, aeon flux ...i like a lot more of course.

Television:

: x-files, sports center, world poker tour, reno 911, chapelle show, unsolved mysteries, are you afraid of the dark?, hey dude, salute your shorts, seinfeld, CSI, family guy, fear factor, the new detectives, cold case files, squidbillies, pete and pete, animal cops (all), american dad, mad tv, SNL without keenan thompson, ....yada yada

Heroes:

bruce campbell. because he beat the army of darkness.

My Blog

so i was in the hospital...

yeah basically, i started bleeding anally. it was in my diarrhea. so i lost like half of my blood, and they had to give me 3 bags of blood total. i was there for a week. they ran about 6 tests on...
Posted by lml paul lml on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

origin, animosity, yuna, insect warfare 07/08/05

well i went to the show, and it was a slobberknocker.  starting out the night was a local houston deathgrind act called insect warfare.  hmmmmm.   what did i think? i thought they ...
Posted by lml paul lml on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

meatshits-mummification-artery eruption 1/26/05

this show kicked a gorillas ass. right when we got there insidious decrepancy was playing. I MEAN FUCK:!!!!!!!!!!! thats good eh? we talked to shawn for a lil bit, he had to wake up early, so he left....
Posted by lml paul lml on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cartoons that joggle me

umm lets see... How are you? these are some cartoons that joggle me. The Critic Duckman Dilbert TV Funhouse i guess you wanna know what joggle is. well its just joggle. fuck you.
Posted by lml paul lml on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

half life 2 yes

half life 2 is the best video game out right now, in my opinion.  the graphics are unreal, and your abilities are endless.  fucking buy this game.  i dont care if you arent a gamer, you will be after ...
Posted by lml paul lml on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blood brothers show 11/03/04

yeah um, daughters was supposed to play the show, but they ended up not showing up. the first band played.....were pretty boring, but have some groovy beats. they were maybe a lil souther rock/indie. ...
Posted by lml paul lml on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

being paul triola

ok ok, if you smoke weed, and you havent seen 'being john malcovich'...get really high and watch it. you will just love it.
Posted by lml paul lml on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST