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My name is Joy and I'm a crafting addict. I love traveling to powwows and showing off my stuff. If you see something here that you like let me know. All of it is available for purchase. The most important person in my life, forever and always, is my son Tre.
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Does it in the water. Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
My Rob Base Moment!!
My Rob Base Moment By My Good Friend Dana DAne!
Back in the day Rob Base was the bomb!! I had 2 friends I hung out with the summer I was 16. Joy and Andrea. "Ang" we called her. Joy was raised by her grandparents who spoiled the hell out of her. She had a truck, money, everything. Not that we didn't...well we didn't have a car, bu still her supply wasn't limited like our. We hung out that whole summer listening to Rob Base and DJ Eazy Rock. We even changed the words around to "Joy and Pain" to "Joy, Ang, Dane" ... like sunshine and rain..... Well I'm the new kid, I'm just comin' up A lot of rappers think that I can't tear it up Well I'm 'a show 'em and ignore 'em And when they think I ain't lookin' I floor 'em ...oh wait On with the moment.... One sultry, summer day Joy had someone buy us a 6 pack of Coors Light. While her grandparents were still up we tied it to a tree and threw it in the creek behind her house....because that is how we roll out here in the Midwest. LOL. Anyway after they went to sleep we went out to sit by the highway, which is a short distance from her house to watch cars pass and listen to Rob Base. We each had 2 beers but apparently Andrea was sharing with Joy's little sister Allie and sneaking her drinks. Pretty soon, believe it or not we was bored watching the cars pass. So Joy had the bright idea of taking turns "mooning cars." We went 2 at a time, until "Joy, Ang, Dane," came on and we decided to sing it and all moon the next car that passed at the same time. Ass soon as the next car passed we all jerked our pants and bent over to moon it. The lights came on but not the sirens....The COPS! ONE TIME! We all took off running....Joy's little sister ran in the house pulling her pants up. We all slid under the pick-up truck like they wouldn't see us. Andrea was the last one and couldn't get her pants up. She kept whispering "My ass is hanging out!" Pretty soon we heard the cop...........laughing. He said over his loudspeaker..."Did I scare the shit out of you?" "Get your stink asses inside and go to bed!" And then he left. We giggled, went to get the stereo, still playing Rob Base and went to bed. Ah...that was my Rob Base Moment...Do you have one?
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My Interests

any and all crafting, dancing, powwows, spending time visiting with friends and family.

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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity was getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly".

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet good people, not great people, but good people. The people you can trust, the people I can visit and have a wonderful time visiting, the people that won't talk behind your face but right to your face, the people who could tell you everything and be comfortable saying nothing, the people like me.

I DO NOT want to meet the players. I'm over that point in time. I've grown up and grown out of those people.

I want to meet a good dependable man, a trustworthy man, a man that will love me for me, a man that will be a POSITIVE role model for my son, a man that wants a real woman and not a trophy wife, a man with a J O B, a man that will take care of me and love me as much as I would do for him. Are there any of you left out there?

Music:

Old School, Soul, Ehhhh ... you name it I probably LOVE it!

Television:

Who has time these days!

Books:

INDIAN REZ HOROSCOPES:CAPRICORN Dec 22-Jan 19: You are always saving junk and dragging things around the yard. You are basically a pack rat. There has never been a tidy Capricorn on your Indian Reserve. You should quit stealing other people's garbage.AQUARIUS Jan 20-Feb 18: You haven't the foggiest idea who you are and you've stayed stupid for too long. You are a natural liar. On the other hand, you are compelled to the dinner table where, you make loud sucking noises, as you devour sixteen pork neckbones. Everyone thinks you Indian name should be 'Vacuum Neck'.PISCES Feb 19-Mar 20: You have no imagination and you always think the Department of Indian Affairs or Social Services are following you. You have influence over welfare administrators and friends think you're a weasel. You lack perseverance and are generally a chicken. Pisces people like to beat the ugly cats and sniff their nose a lot.ARIES Mar 21- Apr 19: You are an old stiff and this is reflected in everything you do. You are always whining over nothing and think everyone is out to rob you of something. You should take 11 sweats, one after another.TAURUS Apr 20- May 20: You like to work like hell and you are a genuine Jack of all trades. Most people think you are just getting in their way. you are stubborn and persistent. You are stubborn and persistent. You should get on welfare, immediately.GEMINI May 20- June 21: You are very intelligent on your feet but lose all credibility when sitting down. People like you because you know how to cash in food vouchers. This means your're a con artist. Geminis are notorious for their pimping.CANCER June 22- July 22: You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. Friends think you are a sponge and you are always misplacing your sweetgrass. That is why you will always drive a 'rez bomb' and have a fat mate.LEO July 23-Aug 22: You consider yourself a warrior, others think you're a macho egotistical creature of habit. Most Leos like to pick on little people. You have no ambition and will forever live in your mind. Leo people are scared to go to the sun dance and prefer to make love to their mirrors.VIRGO Aug 23- Sep 22: You like to have things in perfect order and will pick nits all day. Your sex life has become well known, due to you meticulous nature. Friends think you're an example of institutionalization and would make a model inmate at the local prison.LIBRA Sep 23- Oct 23: You have extreme difficulty with reality. This disorder began at the Rez school and will cause further serious mental shortcomings. Chances for employment are nil and you'll have to do bead work for the rest of your life. All Libra's light their sweetgrass from the wrong end.SCORPIO Oct 24- Nov 21: You are a shrewd and conniving Aboriginal. You land claim cannot be settled because you also want them to throw in Africa and China. Your work ethics defy logic but this stems from the fact that you know everything. Most Scorpios develop Jean Chretien-type mouths.SAGITTARIUS Nov 22- Dec 21: You are extemely optimistic and have the tendency to rely on Indian Medicine. The majority of Sagittarians carry little bundles of leather and will do weird things suddenly. You should take 365 vision quests, 67 sweat ceremonies, 39 Sun Dances and a Valium.

Heroes:

My Grandparents

My Great Great Grandmother

My Great Grandmother

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My Blog

wow

At the beginning of this cycle of time, long ago, the Great Spirit> > > came down and He made an appearance and gathered the peoples of this> > > earth together "they say on an island which is now ben...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:08:00 PST

indian friend

Cuz U R my Indn Fren ..TR> .. ..TR> When you are greeezie, I will take your frybread and ndn stew away... .. When you are low on commodity, I will share mine ...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:31:00 PST

OLD INDIAN TRICK

OLD NDN TRICK Recently a routine Oglala Sioux Tribal police officer parked outside Pete's tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a young tribal man leaving the bar so into...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:23:00 PST

INDIAN REZ HOROSCOPES

only in pine ridge

Indian Humor - Pine Ridge StyleA Oglala Police officer pulled over a van on Hwy 18 about ten miles north of Pine Ridge. When the officer asked the driver why he was ...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

jokes

Three elders, a Pawnee, an Otoe, and a Lakota, were sitting around at a pow wow, visiting."Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old Pawnee man."You always feel like you have to pee and most...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:56:00 PST

just because

HOW TO IMPRESS AN INDIAN WOMANWine her, Dine her, call her by her Indian Name, Hug her, Support her Hold her in the moonlight, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Listen to her, Laugh with her...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:34:00 PST

PICK UP LINES USED ON THE REZ

..> ..> ..> TOP TEN REZ PICK-UP LINES (Used by women) >>> >>>10. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail ... ! >>>9. Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer ...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:47:00 PST

NEVER

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK> > >> > > A woman was shopping at her local supermarket>where she selected:> > > A half-gallon of 2% milk,> > > A carton of eggs,> > > A quart of orange juice,> > > A he...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 10:46:00 PST

We all Have Stories By My Good Friend DANA DANE

We all have stories .. (pic above is the latest, and on Janet's suggestion. thanks.) the following blog is another portion of my blogsformation since moving home, I see things differently, maybe ...
Posted by JoyLynnSkin on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:43:00 PST