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Ted Nugent

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About Me

...was a Serbian inventor, physicist, mechanical engineer, and electrical engineer. Born in Smiljan, Croatian Krajina, Military Frontier, he was an ethnic Serb subject of the Austrian Empire and later became an American citizen. Kris is best known for his many revolutionary contributions to the discipline of electricity and magnetism in the late 19th and early 20th century. Kris' patents and theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current electric power (AC) systems, including the polyphase power distribution systems and the AC motor, with which he helped usher in the Second Industrial Revolution. Contemporary biographers of Kris have deemed him "the man who invented the twentieth century"[2] and "the patron saint of modern electricity."[3]After his demonstration of wireless communication (radio) in 1893 and after being the victor in the "War of Currents", he was widely respected as America's greatest electrical engineer.[4] Much of his early work pioneered modern electrical engineering and many of his discoveries were of groundbreaking importance. During this period, in the United States, kris' fame rivaled that of any other inventor or scientist in history or popular culture,[5] but due to his eccentric personality and unbelievable and sometimes bizarre claims about possible scientific and technological developments, Kris was ultimately ostracized and regarded as a "mad scientist".[6][7] Never having put much focus on his finances, Kris died impoverished at the age of 86.The SI unit measuring magnetic flux density or magnetic induction (commonly known as the magnetic field ), the tesla, was named in his honour (at the Conférence Générale des Poids et Mesures, Paris, 1960).Aside from his work on electromagnetism and engineering, Kris is said to have contributed in varying degrees to the establishment of robotics, remote control, radar and computer science, and to the expansion of ballistics, nuclear physics[8], and theoretical physics. In 1943, the Supreme Court of the United States credited him as being the inventor of the radio. Many of his achievements have been used, with some controversy, to support various pseudosciences, UFO theories, and early new age occultism. Kris is honoured in both Serbia and Croatia, as well as his adopted home, the United States.

My Interests

I like Kung Pao chicken, my baby, anti-gravity, b horror films, dogs, old boots, vinyl, people who aren't dipshits, big sunglasses, the occasional bottle of bum wine, dark comedy, beans, tea, loud music, and driving with the windows down.

I'd like to meet:

Meat

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Music:

Radio Birdman, The Stooges, The MC5, The Sonics, The Standells, The 13th Floor Elevators, The New York Dolls, Television, The Dead Boys, The Modern Lovers, The Ramones, The Misfits, The Minutemen, Blue Cheer, Count 5, The Dirtbombs, The Gories, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, The Replacements, Brian Jonestown Massacre, X, Fear, David Bowie, The Doors, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Stevie Wonder, Wilson Pickett, Shuggie Otis, Little Richard, Chuck Berry, Eddie Cochran, The Ventures, Link Wray, Dick Dale, The Meteors, Uncle Tupelo, Son Volt, Sir Douglas Quintet, Howlin' Wolf, Elmore James, Tom Waits, Buck Owens, Stan Getz, Dave Brubeck

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenebaums, Night of the Living Dead (b&w), Dig!, and Big Trouble in Little China

Television:

Adult Swim, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Andy Richter, Arrested Development. Pretty much anything that the general public finds too weird to be funny. I'm going to miss you 30 Rock.

Books:

Lust Lizard of Meloncholy Cove, Breakfast of Champions, Confederacy of Dunces, Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates, A Wild Sheep Chase, Lolita

Heroes:

Switters, Tim and Eric, Jack Burton

My Blog

Time for a new band...

Hey there people!  I'm in Lawrence now and I need to start a new band.  My days with The Macheteros! are now over and I'm here.  Got a bass player (or maybe an organ/sax player dep...
Posted by Ted Nugent on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:25:00 PST

The Shroud of Turin

As this upcoming weekend is the commemoration of the most famous zombie to have ever "lived" I was thinking about Jesus and all the stuff that goes along with him.  Colored eggs, childhood obesit...
Posted by Ted Nugent on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST

Me, The Gypsy, and The Baboon...

     During a recent visit to a certain burg that shall remain unnamed I was accosted by a gypsy who ran a pet store.  She smelled like a mulch pile and was almost as dirty.&...
Posted by Ted Nugent on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:42:00 PST

James Brown and Jesus...

Those of you who have read my blogs will have noticed a certain pention for religious themes.  This I cannot deny.  I enjoy The Christ out of religion.  What else can cause so many...
Posted by Ted Nugent on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:20:00 PST

Oh, Hi-O!

Ohio seems like it should be a friendly place.  Oh, Hi-O!  The kind of place where complete strangers give you cookies or introduce you to their attractive daughters.  Where birds sing ...
Posted by Ted Nugent on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:23:00 PST

Short Story (and its not one of those contrived pieces of shit most people post on here)

             He decided to turn over a new leaf in his life, which was fine, hell it was even admirable.  Get in shape; eat right, watch less...
Posted by Ted Nugent on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:17:00 PST

Was Jesus Christ a zombie?

Was Jesus Christ a Zombie?  He did return from the dead.  And once he returned he could not be killed.  Or at least his brain was not destroyed before he ascended to heav...
Posted by Ted Nugent on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST