I am an A-level fighter who has travelled the world to re-discover a fighting System Used By The Gladiators In Ancient Rome. This system is called Comhrac Bas. It's super-easy to learn and MEGA-easy to use - and it kicks butt on every other martial art ever created. It even beats Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do! My moves have cool names like the "Pop Up" and the "Salad Toss."
I speak 27 different languages and am the ultimate authority on everything known to man. Just ask me and I'll tell you!
Even though I am 0-2 in Tulsa, having lost to first time KBers Ryan McClain and David Frank, I still consider myself a world class fighter and often claim to be headlining large events somewhere in Asia.
Please, for the love of God, buy my instructional videos so that I can move out of the Lumberjack's parents' basement, and also so that I can upgrade from my bitchin' '92 Honda Civic.
