Some Sage Advice for 2008 |
I thought it a good idea to start 2008 off by dispensing a little free advice to all of you, my wonderful friends. So here you have it: twenty random bits of wisdom and sound advice that has take...
Posted by McLovin on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST |
What is the most important thing in life? |
Sex may not be your number one answer, but it has to at least rank in your top 5. It comes built into the machine. Understanding sex is real important, you know. And it's not enough just to say, "All ...
Posted by McLovin on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST |
Who Says Suicide Isn't Funny? |
It seems to me that the vast majority of people who commit suicide are really missing out on some golden opportunities. Think about it: Some poor schlub decides to end it all, so he pops some pills or...
Posted by McLovin on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:36:00 PST |
My Thoughts On Retarded People |
I've noticed that the older I get, the less tolerance I have for stupid people. Let me expand on this by further explaining my belief about stupid people. I believe there are two kinds of stupid peopl...
Posted by McLovin on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:11:00 PST |
Fuck You and Your Smileys! |
I'm not sure where it all started, to tell you the truth. I think the first few times I saw it I must have overlooked it, thinking it a typo. But repetition breeds suspicion, and so after seeing it fo...
Posted by McLovin on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST |
Something Else That Pisses Me Off |
Everyday it's the same damn thing. Hoping for nothing more than to simply make it to work on time, I find myself in bumper-to-bumper gridlock on the expressway. I look around and see the same tired ex...
Posted by McLovin on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:37:00 PST |
A Visit from Friends |
I suspect that most of you won't have the needed attention span to read this all the way through. For the rest of you, here is a true story that I hope you will enjoy...
Who doesn't enjoy gettin...
Posted by McLovin on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 05:48:00 PST |
