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lloyd

So you're tellin' me there's a chance.

About Me

I'm Lloyd Christmas. I used to be a limo driver but things took an interesting turn and I'm currently employed as a pet store owner with my best friend Harry in Aspin. I like it a lot.

My Interests

Worms, running at an alarming speed, big gulps, re-enacting movies, felching, singing, encouraging my friends to gamble, fuel efficient vehicles, making mixed tapes, and hanging out with my best friend Harry.

I'd like to meet:

Mary Swanson (the love of my life), Mr. Samsonite, Dante, the real Slim Shady, Johnny, the Gas man (not), Freida one more time if Mary's not around, and Petey in heaven.

Music:

Who needs the radio?

Heroes:

Harry, Mary, Pacific Bell, the FBI, TurboLax, SeaBass (not), astronauts.