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J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Ser

To get something you've never had, you are going to have to do things you've never done.

About Me

DOIN IN 4 THE HATERS: Vegas All-Star Weekend 2007SOLO LOVES MEI'm Cristal... or Serious, whichever you prefer. I'm one of the biggest oxymorons and the biggest hustlers you'll ever meet... and I'm not talking about hustling niggas cause it's PLAYED ladies. Get off yo ass and make YOUR OWN dreams come true!!! Quit taking pictures for free, modeling is a JOB, NOT a hobby!!! Contrary to popular belief (::cough::Vh1) I am not an egomanic. I'm a businesswoman. I AM my business... so yes I talk about me but if I sold propane like Hank Hill, I'd talk about propane... ALL THE TIME, if I sold drugs like Jeezy, I'd talk about drugs... ALL THE TIME, and if I sold popcorn, I'd talk about popcorn all the time like Orville Reddenbocker... well he's dead... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I MEAN! ...or she could just be me!

My Interests

Making (and stacking!) my paper, seperating myself from all of these attention whores I'm in this crazy ass industry with, making sure everyone knows (and cops) the SEXIEST calendar of 2007!!!

I'd like to meet:

The little girls that think I'm just some ::cough:: little girl LOL... The people that thought I was interesting enough to make fake pages for me (kill yourselves, I'm boring as shit), a drink that I couldn't finish, the doctor that delivered me...

Music:

I really am not a huge rap fan, well at least not anymore... I love old music... Frankie Beverly & Maze, Anita Baker, Earth, Wind & Fire... I love John Mayer... I seriously fucks with Justin Timberlake and Amy Winehouse right nowSIDENOTE: What the fuck is this bitch doing?

Movies:

Imitation of Life, Lilo & Stich (it was off the chain), Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

Law & Order CI, King of the Hill, Chapple Show, Family Guy, Top Chef, anything on the Discovery or History Channels (I'm a big ass nerd, by the way)

Books:

Guerilla Warfare by Che Gueverra

Heroes:

My mommy! She's beautiful, intelligent, wise, witty, insightful, and cooler than a muthafucka... everything I aspire to be!

My Blog

I LOOK LIKE SOMEONE PUNCHED ME IN THE LIPS... an official Cristal tidbit

Leonard Lauder, chairman of Estee Lauder Cosmetics stated in an article in The New York Times that he has found that when the economy is bad, women tend to buy more lipstick. He speculated the deflat...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:33:00 PST

MODESTY is for old people... and other Cristal tidbits Part III

MODESTY is for fat people, old people, and church. I am neither fat, old, or at church so here is a picture of my butt naked ass.And for good measure, here is another.Dammit I am so sick of hearing a...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:35:00 PST

2000 and FUCKING seven!!!

2007. Lucky 7. What can I say that hasn't already been done, been said, been accomplished- or failed, and has materialized into history.As the clock struck 12 on January 1, 2007, my life, well at le...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:02:00 PST

MASTERBATION: The Love of Self... a Cristal Tidbit

I lived 23 years on God's green Earth as plain ole Cristal. No nickname. No frills... until one day I got casted on a little unknown reality show called Flavor of Love and this washed up rapper call...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST

You remind me of my Jeep... an official Cristal Tidbit!

Jason Flowers is a very smart man. Intelligent, educated, witty, charming- doesn't apply himself to shit- but brilliant none the less. Some girl in the 90s reminded R. Kelly of his Jeep. Not too lo...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:45:00 PST

My homegirl Monae gets her first tattoo and we hate myspace WATCH THE DAMN VIDEO!

My homegirl Monae gets a tattoo of her mom's name on her ankle. We were having one of those days so there is a special message encoded in this video... can you figure it out??? ...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:03:00 PST

THE SPIRIT OF RICK JAMES LIVES WITHIN ME!!! and other Cristal tidbits Pt.2

Recently in Vegas, I turned into RICK JAMES behind a bar that did not belong to me with liquor that I did not have any part in purchasing. I forced people I didnt know to drink drinks that they didnt...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BODY?!? and other Cristal tidbits...

I'm not an ugly girl. Im kinda funny lookin sometimes but never ugly. Aside from being funny as hell and witty, I also got a damn good degree. Im on the radio and my store opens in July. I could e...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:25:00 PST

THOSE STUPID SURVEYS...

Its almost 6 am and I am still up and bored as hell... so what do I do? Take stupid quizzes on the internet... For those of you that care... ENJOY!1. What is your Boyfriend/girlfriends name?NO! No ...
Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST

NEW!!! Chopper City Boys Video

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Posted by J'Adore & Glama*COVER*Girl Cristal aka Serious on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:53:00 PST