Im 28 ive got a big lump on my left leg. I spend an obscene amount of time listening to music. The rest of my time is split between watching footie( L.F.C cum on u reds). The odd tv program and drinking ridiculous amounts of Guinness.RELENTLESS UNAPOLOGETIC DUBS SUPPORTER !!!! ARSEBISCUITS TO THE BEGRUDGERS
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Full Name: Mark John Francis of Assisi Keogh esquire
Eyes: two
Hair: some
Have tattoos?: 1 indian ink dot on either wrist
Have piercings?: nope
Have a BF GF? wot d fuk???
Own a thong? : yup its a horse shaped 1 and it neigh's
Wear perfume?: huh???
HAVE YOU EVER...
Missed school because it was raining: dont b silly
Put a body part on fire for amusement: funnily enough yes
Been hurt emotionally: yup
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Id lash Daphne from scooby doo out of it
FAVORITE
Fav Color: green
Day/Night: night time is the right time
Summer/Winter: smmer
Lace or Satin: bit girly no??
Cartoon Character: Mr Benn
Fave Food: Mussels
Fave Advertisement: Bisto Kids
Fave Drink: Porter
Breakfast Food: Fry
ice Cream: Phish food
Fave sport: Footie u gotta love it
RIGHT NOW
Wearing: jocks
Eating: roast beef
Drinking: tea
Thinkin about: grainne
IN THE LAST 24 HRS...
Cried: too butch
Worn jeans: too warm
Met someone New online: too shy
Done laundry: too lazy
Drove a car: too...unable to drive
Talked on the phone: yup
Kissed someone: yup
Said "I love you": yup
Picked a wedgie?: fuck yeah
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
Yourself: certainly
Your friends: usually
Santa Claus: no
Tooth Fairy: yes
Angels: now thats just silly
Ghosts: no
UFO' s : no
God: no
love at first sight?: not first sight first meeting maybe
FRIENDS AND LIFE...
Do you ever wish you had another name?: The Dude
Do you like anyone?: What sort of stupid fucking question's that?
Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: The Slevmeister
Who have you known the longest of your friends: Tango
Who's the loudest: me
Are you close to any family members?: all of them
Who's the weirdest?: friends or family? friends
Who do you hang out with the most?: friends
Finish each sentence:
Let's walk on the: high wire with buttery feet
Let's run through: town in the raw
Let's look at the: bit below my scrotum
What a nice: big juicy pear | pair
Where did all the: ants come from
When will they: tell the fucking truth
Why can't you: blow yourself its just not fair
Silly, little: bastard
Show me some: flesh old woman
The sky: is falling
Tell me: lies tell me sweet little lies
Hide me: in your shed
Love me: despite the perversions
I hate your stupid: morals
My mom thinks you're: two bit punk
She's not: all that and a bag of tayto
Are you that: guy off threes company?
WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi: fruice
Sprite or 7UP: orangina
Scruff or Clean shaved: clean hate shaving tho!
Blondes or Brunets: doesnt really matter
Tall or Short: tall
Pants or Shorts: trousers
Night or Day: depends wot ur doing
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX...
What do you notice first: its all about d booty
Last person you slow danced with: dunno
Worst Question To Ask: do ye wanna go halves on a bastard?
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