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Beaner Pants

half dog, half penis.

About Me

That leads to the Beaner who pees on the floor, when Sassy does Dallas, each year more and more. He loves pepperoni, bitches, and hugs, and his bizalls hang all the way down to the rug!

My Interests

Bitches and my balls

I'd like to meet:

Bitches

Music:

i am not allowed to listen to anything but rock. i am my mother's son.

Movies:

The Bitches of Eastwick

Television:

Triumph the Insult Dog.

Heroes:

Sarai. she fuckin' rocks.