meet my boyfriend... his answers to this quiz are only partly why i love him... |
1. What bill do you hate paying the most? My TABC Taxes, ugh, awful 2. Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? cafe central. valentine's day. sashimi platter. Thelma Ramos. 3. Last time you...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST |
the ol' divorcey ball's a rollin'... |
you guys... seriously.
i was so afraid of this moment... the one where i finally have to look a false promise straight in the face and admit that i was wrong... that i chose wrong.
i never thought i'...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST |
rainbows and rain and stuff |
a hundred thank yous from me...my sassy pants. you stapled my eyelids open and forced me to see what i deserve. i deserve the things i didn't remember existed. you didn't let me settle when less...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 08:58:00 PST |
Pants Valentine Poem- A la Seuss |
At the tippity tip of a great land called Texasright near Wazoo, the home of the Mexas,is a bustling place, El Chuco's it's namewhere the legends called Pants got all their fame.The Pantsies began as ...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST |
the genius that is batdan-rules to live by |
15. MySpace Rules (Bill of Rights, this is a huge one. Like abortion and nuclear arms, a very tough topic.) A. Stalking of an ex's page, albeit tempting, is bad mojo and is discouraged. Contracted ...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:54:00 PST |
blo-og blo-og, it's big, it's heavy it's wood. blo-og, blo-og, it's better than bad, it's good! |
here's our night. we are tipsy off one glass of wine. enough to go off on the poor jews and turban wearers of the world. BUT, i just want to make it clear, that i hate mormons the most. dumbasses...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST |
muffin tops, nosey noses, and pimply strippers |
last nite i was brushing my teeth and takin my contacts out of my eyeballs. i was all gaggy faced and still a little drunk from thursday. i put my glasses on and looked in the mi...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST |
reason to celebrate number two |
Dear Thelma,Following are your Fall 2006 final grades, as posted by yourinstructor(s) as of yesterday.NOTE: If any of your courses have a grade of 'N', it means that your instructor did not subm...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST |
took the words right outta my mouth... |
Apareciste una noche fría, con olor a tabaco sucio y a ginebra el miedo ya me recorría mientras cruzaba los deditos tras la puerta. Tu carita de niño guapo se la ha ido comiendo el tiempo por tus vena...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:45:00 PST |
carrie is my country bitch |
Before He CheatsCarrie UnderwoodRight now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink caus...
Posted by Rowdy Pants on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:03:00 PST |
