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About Me

i have been described by many people as weird or crazy, so i guess maybe i am, but most everything i do makes sense to me, so, who knows?
one of my friends once descibed my hobby as myself and my interactions with the world. i think that kind of sounds like i don't really have a hobby, which i'm afraid might be somewhat true. i've been meaning to work on that though.
in general, i really don't like working, and i can't imagine having to do it for the rest of my life.
i don't like girls who say they don't like girls.
often times people laugh at me when i'm not trying to be funny.
i wish it was summer all the time.
i wish i was the wittiest person i knew, but then maybe i would go through life bored if my wit couldn't be matched. so, maybe i'm lucky, and i just don't know it.
one of my favorite things is when i get off the freeway when i'm going home and the light stays green at the stoplight so i have enough speed to catch air on the slope in the road. what a rush.
i am convinced that i have attention deficit disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, and social anxiety disorder, and i self-medicate with drugs and alcohol.
i have a crazy weakness for skaters and long hair.
i quit drinking for a while and it made me realize how much i like it.
i wish i was less in touch with reality than i am.
i find the song "lemon water" by guttermouth very amusing.
i don't like to make plans.
i don't like to talk on the phone.
i walk very fast.
i floss daily.
and i really hate being cold.
thank you.

My Interests

include: musica, dancing, needing my friends to fill me in on what drunk me did last night, free food, free alcohol, table sports, randomness, logic, and grass -not so much the kind you smoke but the vegetation kind that grows out of people's lawns -i really like to lay in it. I don't like meanies, or meat, negativity, when my roommate replaces the toilet paper in the incorrect underhand position, or when people act like they are smarter than the majority of the population. it's annoying to me. i don't mind if you think it, though; that's fine. i do, however, like my dog, dogs in general, the occasional partying, dive bars, laughing, wierd people, gay guys, good writing, congenial verbal sparring, not caring what people think, making an ass out of myself, big cities, history, culture, and stuff like that. and i think "it's better to regret what you've done than what you haven't done."

I'd like to meet:

people who want to go bike riding with me or someone with a boat.

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Music:

i like... although not necessarily in any particular order... the sounds, the yeah yeah yeahs, hey mercedes, the postal service, stars, say anything, interpol, metric, minor threat, the addicts, the strokes, say anything, circle jerks, cat power, HIM, the faint, billy talent, blur, the killers, chevelle, bloc party, coheed and cambria, poe, the shins, at the drive-in, franz ferdinand, shea seger, le tigre, the deftones, morningwood and something corporate to name a few musical geniuses. rod stewart is my weakness. otherwise i'm partial to rock, punk, 80's and oldies. but, i love anything that's good and makes me wanna dance. and also britney spears of course (that's right all you haters!).

Movies:

i'm really picky but... napoleon dynamite. sorority boys. waiting for guffman. brokedown palace. king pin. point break. elizabeth. i heart huckabees. elf. the squid and the whale.

Television:

I am Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
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reality show fiend! i'm not gonna lie to you people. laguna beach, project runway, blah blah blah. other than that malcolm in the middle. aqua teen hunger force. rosanne. food tv. animal planet. afv. sponge bob square pants. news. i am proud to say that i own every episode of strangers with candy on dvd.

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Books:

ah hell naw! but read a confederacy of dunces if you're gonna read something.

Heroes:

jeff corwin, kendra wilkinson, courtney love

My Blog

come with me on a journey to brazil!: a picture blog

brazil was pretty fun. if you go i recommend learning portuguese cause hardly anyone speaks english. or you can just live vicariously through me and pretend you went. floranopolis: ...
Posted by crazy pants on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 12:37:00 PST

this is what happens when i trust people

climbing a tree. good outdoor fun. enjoying my accomplishment. "come down from there, chelsea. i'll catch you" says chris. "ok, chris. i trust you." as i plumme...
Posted by crazy pants on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 10:39:00 PST

my burning man experience

it was a little bit of everything. i met a lot of people. some creepy, pervy, awesome, insane, generous, jerks, and really cool people. it just depended on the moment. i was si...
Posted by crazy pants on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 04:57:00 PST

my roadtrip!!! slideshow

jess and i had a ton of fun on our roadtrip. here is a visual summary of some of the crazy, cock-eyed hijinks we got ourselves into... our first tank of gas. how exciting. watch out, san...
Posted by crazy pants on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 04:57:00 PST

i am the best kareoke singer i have ever known

yep, that's right. jess and i are mid road trip. we spent two days in berkeley with my wonderful friends there (i know some of the coolest people by the way.). people are so nic...
Posted by crazy pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i think things like this only happen to me

i spent last weekend in orange, ca for my best friend's graduation and awards presentation. she goes to film school, so at the end of the year they have a big awards ceremony for all of the films thr...
Posted by crazy pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i don't know myself anymore

today i had a bite of a chicken nugget from mcdonalds! i had not before today eaten meat for four years. i can't stand the site of mcdonalds even. i was driving around with my best friend samantha,...
Posted by crazy pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the worst job I have ever had in my life

Saturday I went to a promotions gig that my friend had asked me to do with her. It consisted of me going up to a group of people who are in most cases sitting in the lounge area of heavenly ski resort...
Posted by crazy pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i totally don't know my limits when it comes to alcohol

not that i remember most of this, but mostly according to other people, this was my last Friday night... after i got completely wasted i decided to go home. freakin ellie told me that my car was par...
Posted by crazy pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

at least one of my friends does cool things sometimes

after hearing this story faith was renewed in me for one of my friends. one of my friends (who shall remain nameless) had sex with a good guy-friends of hers who she worked with. she assumed he wo...
Posted by crazy pants on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST