I love all aspects of comedy: stand-up, movies, improv,
sit-coms, and writing it, oh! and also comedians j/k j/k Ok! maybe sometimes.AbortionMan
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I'd like to meet a Man Who:.......................**Is a friend *****Is a gentleman but is able to put me in my place, call me a bitch, and tell me to shut the hell up when needed.*****Doesn't care that I'm crazy (I'm possibly bi-polar or have multiple personalities).*****Is a mature sexy man but still looks fresh in a crisp White-T.*****Knows how to deal with the fact that I'm gonna share with him lots of long stories that are pointless with lots of even more unimportant details. (I'm a crappy story teller)*****Answers my calls even if I call him every hour in a day because i don't care what his agenda looks like, because It's all about me, I'm a woman, I'm selfish like that.*****Is available and able to hang out with me and do whatever I want us to do, whenever I feel like doing so and pays for it All.*****Pays my bills, sometimes not always, and takes me shopping.*****Is genuinely funny and makes me laugh all day without even trying to.*****Doesn't mind me being the flirt that I am because he is confident that at the end of the day I only want him.*****Is 100% the real deal holyfield with a squeaky clean Swag (not fake or lame).*****Likes the fact that I am a drama queen who will bitch and nagg about Everything, and I do mean Everything to the point that he will come close to or actually choke or slap me.*****Puts up with the fact that I am insecure about him and other women, therefore I will stalk him, check his phone if he leaves it unattended around me, and constantly accuse him, all due to my own guilty conscience.*****Likes to take care of drunks because I'm an alcoholic.*****Oh! and last but not least likes to take long walks on the beach.***
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West Coast Rap (Sugafree, Tupac, DJ Quikk, Ice Cube, Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Mack 10, Dubb C, Nate Dogg, Daz, Kurupt, Too Short, Dr. Dre etc.) And All Good Music. *****
Coming to America, Why do Fools Fall in Love, Friday, Next Friday, Harlem Nights, Sparkle, Cinderella, Don't be a Menace to Society, Baby Boy, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Sabrina, Roman Holiday, Crash, Juice, Boyz N the Hood, Malcolm X, A Bronx Tale, A League of their Own, Field of Dreams (if you build it, they will come).
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I Love Lucy, The George Lopez Show, The Cosby Show, The Fresh Prince, Friends, Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Chelsea Handler Lately In Living Color, Good Times, Maad TV, Saturday Night Live, The Underground, and Chappelle's Show.
I Hate Reading, I watch the movies.
Jehova God, Jesus, and Job (Yes I read the Bible) *****Influences***** My Parents, My Grandma, My Grandpa R.I.P., Damon Jr., Mistey, Tshaun, and Mario (I know they're regular but there aren't too many good friends in the world.), Richard Pryor, Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, George Lopez, Eugenio Derbez, Cantinflas, Lisa Lampenelli, Roseanne, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Tony Roberts, Katt Williams, T.K. Kirkland, Corey Holcomb, DeeRay Davis, Esau McGraw, Bill Cosby, Carroll Burnett, Chris Tucker, John Leguzamo, Gilbert Esquivel, Martin Lawrence, Paul Rodriguez, Chris Rock, Vincent Oshana, Sidney Portier and All the Wayans'.