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Erin Marie

Foot Loose and Fancy

About Me

I'm on a quest to find that happy medium between being a degenerate and being a lady. I do hope that happy medium resides in a beach house.

My Interests

Joey, dichotomy, diet rootbeer, the ocean, clowning you, strokes of genius, loopholes, going really really fast, Neil Young-bashing, Cool stuff that people make out of found objects in prison, big dogs, small dogs, being a dancing fool-- party starting a-la-a-go-go, 'Melody Maker' on legible microfilm, befriending my crazy, cooking, farmers markets, fuckin', make-overs, instant gratification, people watching, practical jokes, unpractical jokes, stories, class, condiments, culture, degenerate slang of yesteryear, anywhere but here, fun, exciting shoes, the rock and roll,the time and the place for everything, smoke and mirrors, costumes, mascots, polar bears, smarts, that fine line between brilliance and insanity, elegant junk food, a less obvious sexy, feeling like i'm living, anthropomorphics, hair-brained get rich quick schemes,hockey (Go Habs!) underbellies, writing, working out, chopped salads, cryptozoology, being okay all day and all right all night.

I'd like to meet:

Good Influences.I'd also like to meet a Hog Nosed Rattler. Nick Tosches was telling me about his stint working for the world's largest snake venom producer, where he was to smoke snakes out of their gopher holes. He said that the Hog Nosed Rattler was so dumb that when approached, it would roll over on its back and play dead. Then, if one was to flip it over with a stick or what ever, it would roll back over onto its back as if to say: "No guy, I'm really dead." Isn't that cute? Now that's what I call an endearing variety of stupid. I want to meet that charming snake, but only that one. Other than that particular Rattler, I have dealt with enough stupid, cute and charming snakes to last me a lifetime. Seriously.And maybe Scott Thornson.

Music:

Brian Wilson was out of his gourd; legitimately insane when he came up with lyrics like: Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long. He was obviously conditioned at an early age, to blend; conceal his looney thus maintain his freedom. I often wonder whether crazy people really "go" crazy or if they just say "fuck it" and start telling us what they really think after being thoroughly exhausted after years of blending. Currently, there's a surplus of self proclaimed "punk" bands running around shouting out at the cruel world about how zany, unpredictible, misguided and misunderstood they are; when in reality, they're just nice kids interested in fame, fortune and like, Paris Hilton or who ever. Am I getting old or would the average well rounded kid run around like a chicken with its head cut off in a straight jacket and black glitter or what ever because they know it's not going to get them committed, it's gonna sell records? We live in a land where boy bands have neck tattoos. If the powers that be ever questioned said rock stars' sanity, they'd most likely be like: "Bro, I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused, bro. You know what I mean,bro?" and be totally pissed-off at their stylists. Since when do neck tattoos and synchronized choreographed dance moves share the same stage anyway? I'm disgusted. Listen The Beach Boys. Be true to your school; let your colors fly.

Movies:

I like teen movies, comedies and things with good clothes, smokin' broads and talking animals. I don't like movies featuring Ben Stiller or the lines: "GET IT OFF ME!" or "We better get back to the ship."

Television:

Jack Nitzsche won one Oscar, was nominated for another, was Phil Spector's go to guy, composed the score for a ton of big movies including "The Exorcist" and did numerous arrangements for the Rolling Stones. Yet, his obituary (New York Times, Aug. 31,2000.) concludes with the credit of being featured on an episode of T.V.'s "COPS", when he was arrested for waving a gun at some douche who stole his hat. Oh, that and the fact that he was survived by his son. Sick, huh?

Books:

"I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser; I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I shared a vagrant optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top.At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles,a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other--that kept me going."-- THE RUM DIARY, Hunter S. Thompson, Simon & Scuhuster Paperbacks,1998, p.5.

Heroes:

Dolly Parton, Emily Feinstein, Nick Tosches, Shel Sylverstein/Hubert Selby Jr./Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney, Julia Child, Evel Kneivel, Youppi, Firemen, freedom fighters, Liberace and anyone living their dreams

My Blog

The Price Is Shady

During my decade in the bar business, I used a variety of different products supplied by the Sisco company. Sisco supplied pretty much every bar that I worked at with napkins, juices, olives, cherries...
Posted by Erin Marie on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:19:00 PST

Choose Your Own Adventure: Ladies' Edition

I say what my problem is: My problem is baggage; not of the emotional variety, rather, the tangible kind. I'm always lugging around a bunch of stuff. The lame setup:  Hundreds of women are...
Posted by Erin Marie on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:30:00 PST

Choose Your Own Adventure: Hollywood Rehab Edition

It's the old "If-you-want-something-done-right-you-have-got-to-do-it yourself/you-just-CAN-NOT-get-good-help these-days" bit:  How am I, the average American, supposed to rest assured knowin...
Posted by Erin Marie on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

Is That A Banana In WALMART Or Are You Just Happy To Get The Fuck Out Of Here?

There are so many different categories the this could have landed in, as I'm referring to Walmart Super Center. I was not prepared for this place. I just moved to Florida, by my lonesome, from New Yor...
Posted by Erin Marie on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:27:00 PST

The Chopstick Diet

Now that I'm a beach bunny, I decided to start thinking more like a beach bunny; like a girl who's in a bikini everyday.  For instance, the other night I was eating this salmon salad from this pl...
Posted by Erin Marie on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:12:00 PST

The Monkey Racket: Demented, Demented, Dementis

I have this rental car. I'm moving tomorrow. So I decided to go say bye to some of the people I need a car to go visit. I went to see my friend, Amanda. She's my oldest friend. We've been fr...
Posted by Erin Marie on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 12:40:00 PST

You, Me and Jack

Nick told me that he was thinking about me this morning. He had a dentist appointment up town today. He was walking by some store, and they had an autographed copy of Neil Young's HARVEST  i...
Posted by Erin Marie on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

The Name Game

Today I went to find a special pot. First I went to Crate and Barrel and they had the pot I needed, but they couldn't sell it to me because it was a free gift with the purchase of ten other pots and p...
Posted by Erin Marie on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:40:00 PST

Ring Tones, Gift Cards and Other Complimentary Things That Aren't Really Complimentary

For, as many times as I've seen advertisements and otherwise for gift cards and ring tones, I've seen them for secret shoppers. It is the latter that interests me most, as I think I need one. I need a...
Posted by Erin Marie on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

I...Just...Can Not Wait...To Fuck Up...Any Longer.

I was hanging out with my friend, Darren, and some of his friends from Dublin last night. You know in the opening credits of LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE, when Melissa Gilbert's running down that hill, ...
Posted by Erin Marie on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST