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Devastator

Thinking and winning do not mix

About Me

Awesome and terrifying, I am a bizarre combination of the six Constructicons: Scrapper, Scavenger, Bonecrusher, Hook, Long Haul, and Mixmaster. I am pure brutality as my sole purpose is to crush all in my path. My mind is a melding together of my six component parts, which can prove to be somewhat difficult at times. I possess enormous height and incredible strength -- I can knock down a bridge with one punch. I carry a 10,000 degrees Celcius solar energy beam rifle. Some say that I am slow, awkward and not too bright... but "thinking and winning do not mix". Thus, I can seemingly be a creature of almost pure instinct- Sometimes I can act before I can fully contemplate the consequences of my actions. These actions are usually simple, direct and extremely violent.

My Interests

Cute girls, gingerly walks along the beach with cute girls, looking under the stars with cute girls, going on weekend getaway trips with cute girls...

I'd like to meet:

Cute girls, more cute girls, worthy opponents, and some more cute girls.

Music:

The sound of my transformation, mangling metal buildings, and other destructive sounds are music to my auditory sensors.

Movies:

Transformers: The Movie

Television:

Transformers

Books:

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

Heroes:

Me

My Blog

Long Haul's Last Stand

Hello again my friends, this is Long Haul once again and its time to tell you the rest of the story.  When we last left off, Devastator had gotten a very cute girl's number and Scavenger had aske...
Posted by Devastator on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:52:00 PST

Long Haul do this, Long Haul do that...

Greetings all! This is Long Haul, the literal backbone of this whole operation.  Well, sort of I suppose.  Im not so sure that my other five brothers would allow me to post this so I had to ...
Posted by Devastator on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:55:00 PST