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Joseph

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About Me

---I was once tripped over by a goat.---I once found a live WW2 hand grenade in a derelict building on my street and took it into my house to show my dad.---I once shared a lift with the lead singer of hit 80's boyband BROS....that was in Harrods, don't you know.---I have met Danzig! ---I have worked in a pub...it closed down.---I have worked in a record shop...it closed down.---I have worked in a skate park...it closed down.---I currently work in a video game shop...Im waiting.---I sometimes play classical guitar, sometimes play electric guitar and bass, have gigged and recorded with various bands...Im not great but ok, would like to do it more...if I can avoid animal attacks/explosions/being distracted by Danzig then I will.---I have a beautiful girlfriend who is amazing, despite costing me a small fortune in medication which I use to keep her heavily sedated at all times. YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE ME.---I would like to travel to interesting places, see interesting things, eat stupid food.---I have uncovered the key to true happiness: Get drunk and listen to Motown. Loud. Go on, misery guts, try it right now.---Other than that I would like to be better at.....oh you know....stuff in general. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


A gang of really pissed off tramps.

Music:

The Jesus Lizard,Nick Cave,Tom Waits,Pig Destroyer,The Misfits,Danzig,Brutal Truth,Mudhoney,Shellac,Pelican,Isis,Cult of Luna,The Doors,Acid Bath/Agents,Oldschool death metal(Death,Obituary,cannibal corpse,Carcass,Napalm,blah)Okkerville River,Mistress/Anaal,Narcosis,Baroness,Capricorns,Fudge Tunnel,Gang of Four,Propagandhi,Dead Kennedys,At the Gates,At the Drive In,Big Black,Captain Beefheart,Interpol..etc

Movies:

World cinema.Zombie cinema.

Television:

Dont like it much. I lost about a year of my life to abysmal cable TV quite a while back and never forgave it.

Books:

Brett Ellis, Hubert Selby Jr.,Charles Bukowski,Nick Cave

Heroes:

Vakester.P.Wrinklebrow,Man With Hat On,PurpleCat(R.I.P.),Sawabot......oh and Mechagodzilla...he has rockets for fingers and a huge laser under his head,dont you know.