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Fairy Naughty

Life is a dress-up, not a dress rehearsal...

About Me

WATCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! .. Fairy Naughty/Godmother/Princess, and Op-Shop Queen to those I love. An ally to dogs and small children. Ok, actually most animals, and usually big children too. General saintly qualities, and other ones. Really nice, and sometimes not. Hilarious, and not. Intelligent, then sometimes really quite blonde. A pleasant memory for past partners, mainly. Ultra-sexy, but no-one knows about my hairy winter legs and holey socks that I can't throw away. Gutter sense of humour with terribly out-dated, archaic values. Incredibly confident spattered with bouts of insecurity.

My Interests

jelly mud-wrestling, rhyming couplet poetry with puppets, climbing mountains, fishing for compliments, playing with children, happiness, love. ......

I'd like to meet:

People who i like.

Music:

Rodriguez, Parliament, Sly & the Family Stone, K&D, Nina Simone, Etta James, Julie London, Billy Holiday, Portishead, Ben Harper, The Isley Brothers, Jeff Buckley, Peaches, Erik Satie. Funky funk and chilly chill, smooth ladies and soulful gentlemen. Y'know, the gooood stuff.......

Movies:

Princess Bride, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Eternal Spotlight, L'Apartmente, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Life of Brian, Microcosmos, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Rize, Bowling for Columbine. Funny stuff, stuff that makes you think, stuff that like totally, informs you, like.......

Television:

As little as possible these days. Buuuut my secret shame is Sex in the City. Don't judge me man. And the Simpsons have some classic stuff. Favourite Simpsons quote: Lisa: (singing) 'How many roads must a man go down, before he is truly a man?' Homer: Seven Lisa: Dad, I think that's a rhetorical question. Homer: Ah, rhetorical ay... Eight. Lisa: Dad, do you even know what rhetorical means? Homer: Do I know what rhetorical means?Pure genius. ......

Books:

Anything by Enid Blyton. That chick was on some craaazzzy acid, I mean, The Magic Faraway Tree with Moonface, brilliant

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The Faeries Lament

 As i was sitting in the woods one dayA little green froggie hopped my way."Hello" said he."Hello" said I.Then I let out a little sigh."Why fair maiden what is your trouble?"And with that, my emo...
Posted by Fairy Naughty on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST