Originating from a small island in the South Pacific, these two young chaps made an epic journey across land and water, frought with peril and plagued by opposition, manifesting itself in the upmost greusome forms.
These two unattractive yet highly charming individuals, are the largest specimen of non-entity known to man. Thier lack of noteriety is of such caliber that it has been said, "...if it were given mass it would weigh so much that it would plunge straight through the sea to the depths of Posidon's layer.
Although an avid carnivor, on more then one occasion, myself, and others have been eye witness to Horace busying himself above a bowl of greens. Benjamin, raised in a small cave in the heart of the Pacific was forced to study the art of gourmet insect meal preporations. His culinary talents led him afar, but he was only to return shortly there after to cook for his half brother, Horace, in an attempt to mend bad blood.
Years after Benjamin's return, and a successful forging of wills betwixt the pair, they at last found themselves in a dimly lit kitchen in East New Brunswick.
At last we visited our two Heros, they had left their dwelling in New Brunswick for a dryer climate, as the humidity was causing Benjamin severe elbow pain. Thus, we join our heros in Phoenix of Arizona, where we find that their new exploits have given even the timeless game of Chess a back seat.
...and now my friends gather yourself a ginger beer, a sack of baked pork skin and your very favorite animal and looooose yourself in the socialogical experimentation, politically and scientifically relevant humilation, and unbridled, gawk into the crevasse of Uncanny Regulars.
