Mark....

i love chili dogs... food in general, the easiest way to my heart is for sure through my stomach. i dont eat much... i love coffee. cigaretts are nice after a huge meal. washing my hands after i piss almost never happens, its mine, and i like the taste... if i drop a doop doop, i always use more toilet paper than i should. i havent really ever got into chewing my nails... i scrub the inside of my ears when i shower... always washing from head to toe.. i use 2 different types of soap on my body... i am affraid of failing.. i always think that i am being watched. i have always dissliked the holiday season. my mother is more like a distant relative... i havent lived with her in 13 years... i dont think there is love there? i never had a childhood. i was an only child but had many imaginary friends. my favorite band has always been Nirvana... dont really care for the foo fighters. um.... my pants are always falling due to the lack of ass i have. i have a shoe fettish like a damn woman.. i love to sleep.. i write most of my songs while on the toilet... in the middle of the night, i always wake up and drink a whole pop... i pissed the bed alot growing up, i was fat and had braces... chicks NEVER dug me... i had 1 true friend and i miss him. label me a whore but i seem to have a couple notches on my belt... i bet you're on there.. or your girlfriend is....(not kidding)... lol people are amazing, i love doing what i do. music is the only thing i think i am truly ok at. sometimes i feel like everything is falling a part. i have no family i kind of wrote them all off... i have been in love 2 times in my life, the first one was a whore. (hello if you read this) you know who you are.... i lost the big Virginity in a garage with a fat chick..... lmao this is turning into a confessional... i did her twice in one night cause the first time was horrible.. i havent seen her since... one night stands are not worth it kids.... find true love first...lol ummmmm... i love beer breath on chicks i think its sexy... tattoos on a woman are hot only if she has a shit-ton... or just one bye her crotch... or something. i feel like a piece of shit at least once a week and worthless at least once a day.... monte is a cool name, and i like the idea of sex in public. anywhere and everywhere should be a life motto... GOLF is a waste of time...if you hit that little ball 250-300 yards and actually find it, put it in your pocket jack ass you won! no... you wanna hit it again...lol ummmm.... pubic hair on a woman is only cute when trimmed to a cute length, with no more than a LITTLE landing strip.... no afro's on the crotch this will get you an automatic see you the fuck later card!...lol calling a woman an asshole is quite funny...... try it once... i recomend going to burger king, and ordering a whopper, and putting BBQ sauce on it... oh yeah... and last but not least... men, while having sex with your lady, put her on top and touch a little bit of brown eye, dont put it in... just rub, she will LOVE you forever... girls, come near my ass and i will break your hand... this has been an educational about me... good day!!
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