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The Divine Mrs. M

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About Me

This is my husband. He makes music. He rocks.
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I am a mother and a full-time high school teacher, and I am pretty good at both if I do say so myself. I have a master’s degree in Education Teaching and Learning and I have been a teacher for ten years. I have been married for five years and have an infant baby girl and a two-year-old boy.
Nearly a year ago, I started a business with a health and wellness company. Many people wonder, (a) Why would I want to take on more responsibilities? and (b) Why would a teacher with a master’s degree want to trade in a stable middle-income career to sell lipstick?
When my son was five weeks old, my husband was “right-sized” from corporate America for the fourth time in four years. It was at that point that I encouraged him to follow his dream of becoming a recording engineer. He is an extremely talented musician and producer, but for him to pursue his dream, I had to pick up a lot of the financial slack in our household. I had two options to increase my salary in my current field: Become an administrator, which is something I have never had the desire to do, or get a master’s degree. The former would have made a much larger impact on my paycheck, but my heart was in the classroom and my literature books.
We plodded along and in January of 2006, we had our second baby. We could not afford for me to take much time off work, so I had to return to my full-time job when my daughter was only six-weeks-old. The day I went back to work, I immediately went into the nurse’s office and started bawling. I wanted to be at home with my family, but I could not.
In the meantime, my husband’s business began to take on a life of its own, but in an effort to avoid the costs and hassles of daycare—-niether of which we could afford—-we had to work separate shifts. This meant that we would not see much of each other. And that was the point at which I felt that I was going to have a nervous breakdown—How was I going to take care of my family financially AND cultivate family relationships at the same time?
So I made a major, life-changing decision: The current way was not working, so I had to find another way. Fortunately, my sister-in-law had recently introduced me to the Arbonne business opportunity. Once how it worked finally “clicked” with me, I saw a light at the end of the tunnel—-I could work from home and increase my income at the same time. Arbonne would be my way to eliminate my financial worries AND be with my family. Arbonne would allow me to travel, to return to those old hobbies I no longer had the time for, to send my kids to private schools, and to live the life I truly wanted.
I know that if I keep working steadily a few hours per week, within the next year or so I will be able to stay home with my husband and children and never again have to wait for the paycheck to arrive so that I can do the grocery shopping. If you are sitting out there tonight wondering if there is another way out there for you, think it over. Life is full of options. Take them.
"Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."
Mark Twain
"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."
Oscar Wilde
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My Interests

My family, music, photography, scrapbooking, my Arbonne business, reading, sewing, astrology, Fenton Art Glass, flower gardening, words, giftedness, child development.

I'd like to meet:

John Lennon, Mark Twain, Ayn Rand, Marlon Brando, but they're all dead so I'll go with Bono (and I honestly think that if I were to meet him I would fall to my knees and start crying--I am that pathetic), Steven Spielberg, Paul McCartney, Don Henley, Rita Davenport, and Tom Hanks. Anyone who is nice and has a positive attitude about life, who isn't quick to spread hopelessness or anger, and who understands that there is more to life than what is in their own backyard.

Music:

I have never been able to decide who is my "favorite": The Beatles or U2. They should have a showdown to ultimately win my heart. Once, at the R&R Hall of Fame, I touched Bono's suit from the "Zoo TV" tour and got giddy over it... I felt so one with him. (No pun intended.) I used to want to marry Eddie Vedder, but I got over it. I love Barry Manilow and I don't care who thinks he's uncool. Kenny Chesney, Alan Jackson, Clint Black, George Strait, and Tim McGraw. T-to-the-O-to-the-Double-D-X. Melissa Etheridge rocks pretty hard. R.E.M., The Cure, Depeche Mode. Before I wanted to marry Eddie Vedder, I wanted to marry Don Henley. I still think he's sexy. When I think of more maybe I'll add them.

Movies:

Steven Spielberg. Francis Ford Coppola. Martin Scorcese. Stanley Kuberick. Cameron Crowe. It's easier to name my favorite movie makers than favorite movies. Oh, and don't forget Marty DiBergi.

"Now we got here in the state of Louisiana what's known as the Napoleonic code. You see, now according to that, what belongs to the wife belongs to the husband also, and vice versa... It looks to me like you've been swindled baby. And when you get swindled under Napoleonic code, I get swindled too and I don't like to get swindled..."

Television:

The Shield, The Sopranos, Lost, Dr. Phil, and Blue's Clues. And I will watch a re-run of Little House on the Prairie any day of the week.

Books:

The Fountainhead, Slaughterhouse-Five, The Happiest Baby on the Block (Thank God for that book...), The Happiest TODDLER on the Block (DOUBLE thank God for THAT one), anything by Frank McCourt, John Steinbeck, or Dr. Seuss.

Heroes:

My mom and Morgan Spurlock.

My Blog

What a day

I have been fighting off a migraine for two days now and I am worried I am going to get sick because this week I was exposed to both pneumonia and the flu.  My students kept coming in sick to tak...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:28:00 PST

Dress Code Violation!!

Here we see a fine lady from the 1920's getting nabbed for a bathing suit violation.  On this particular beach, the bathing suits could not be more than 6 inches above the knee.This suit is a cle...
Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST

Eye twitch

When I get tired and stressed out I get this annoying eye twitch in my right eye.  I hate that.
Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST

YES!

I called a friend who is on my "chicken list" today and was ready to be shot down... but we talked for almost an hour and now I have a meeting with her next week and I think I can get her to jump on b...
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST

Citigroup's report: Another reason for me to love Arbonne...

Citigroup's recent industry report on Arbonne International (September 2006)... and no, you can't buy stock. You can become a consultant with me, though.    I'll train you well!Arbonne Inter...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:43:00 PST

My first Turkey

Well, we had our family Thanksgiving here today and thanks to the Food Network, my first turkey was a success.I just wish everyone would have stayed longer.  The thing about Thanksgiving is it ta...
Posted by Jennifer on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:03:00 PST

White Power

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Posted by Jennifer on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST

I LOVE FOG!

Day off, day off, buses can't see trains coming so we get a day off!  Woohoo!
Posted by Jennifer on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:09:00 PST

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Posted by Jennifer on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:57:00 PST

No wonder Jim wanted me

I'm a Porsche 911!You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win.  Performance, precision, and prestige - you're on...
Posted by Jennifer on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST