I am well fast... probably faster than you
Listening to really loud offensive music in built up public areas.
People who are as fast as me... and people who are faster so I can take them the fuck out!
... and anyone that fancies a natter.
Stuff that is WELL fast or WELL slow... and Prince who's generally in the middle
Porns
Hollyoaks
The Bible
My compadres, heroes every last one of them