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Chef Boy Ar_Derrick

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Im new to Myspace and would like to make a few new friends. I am currently in Iraq and I am extremely bored. I realy want to talk to Americans not small Iraqi children.Im 32, recently married, Just joined the army, and..... Ah I dont know, why are you asking so many questions? Are you wearing a wire? who are you gonna tell? Seriously, If you wanna know about me, read my blogs or just ask me. Espacialy strangers, Hippie strangers, i just love hippies! music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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My Interests

Disc golf, pool cooking, my wife, swimming, space, quantum mechanics, automotive technology, trains, women, music, music, music, peace, learning.

I'd like to meet:

Jet Li, Chuck Norris (again), all of my ancestors, Albert Einstein, The president, Jenna Jameson, Maimai, The cast of farscape, you, that is pretty much it.

Music:

all types of music, not tear in your beer country though. Metal, classic rock, 80's rock, new metal, classical, rap (west coast), r&b (love makin kind)

Movies:

Comedy, Sci fi, sci-fact, porn, lol, anything with a great twist

Television:

food network, sci-fi, Lost, Mash, South park, cnn

Books:

The Dark tower series, The vampire Chronicals, anything aobut M.C. Escher, Who am i kidding, i cannot read.

Heroes:

My dad, Superman, The inventor of the bikini, the inventor of beer.

My Blog

idiot with a pen

This is my opinion: Not a fact! This is just what I feel when an idiot with a pen writes something that large quantities of people are going to read what they have to say. Forbes.com published an arti...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:20:00 PST

fun with credit

Credit! Yeah what a boring subject. Well, some people want to know more, and I happen to know a little bit. To keep it interesting and to make my point (s) I will use as many similes and metaphors as...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:44:00 PST

terrible dream

I had a dream the other night. It was terrible. Politics had changed. The world was pissed at Bush. They were saying that he was being an imperialist, and turned our army into mercanairies.They had go...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:40:00 PST

deleter

Im a deleter. Im sorry, but i deleted your comment. All of them. I had a few hundred and I deleted them all. Why the hell would i do that? Okay take your internet connection, slow it down to old schoo...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

mortar. incoming.

Let's talk for a moment about mortars. First, some crazy bastard had to come up with the idea to drop a piece of artillery down a tube, which ignites some form of propellant, to launch a shit load of...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

what are we really fighting for?

Okay, if you are easily offended, you are gonna be pissed at me for a while. I just read a bulletin from one of the people on my friends list, let's call her my wife, (I'm not gonna name names here l...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:32:00 PST

My day

Okay here has been my day; Started off by having to take the largest piss on earth. I know that is not what you want to hear about but i had to pee so bad my back teeth were floating. I mean damn! I h...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:05:00 PST

patrol

Here I go. I am supposed to go out on patrol for the first time Sunday. I always thought that I would be really afraid to go outside the wire, but I am not. I'm really excited. I cannot wait to go. I...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:12:00 PST

RIP

When things went horribly wrong.Today was the day of a memorial service. We had A company out on patrol and they were going into houses doing their thing. It is a dangerous job. These guys are very go...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:53:00 PST

naughty dreams, that are great. And wind up horrible.

I had a dream last night. One of THOSE dreams!I mean it, one of those dreams where I could feel every last sensation, every smell, every taste, every sound. it damned near should have told me it was a...
Posted by Chef Boy Ar_Derrick on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST