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markaquerque

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About Me


Myspace LayoutsI am a wolf, "woof woof" I like taking in the world around me with the goal of learning as much about it as possible so that I can one day rule it. I am a run of the mill anthropomorphic megalomaniac. Just kidding about most of that. Who I AM is a passionate person who fills every moment of his life with viriditas until it is about to burst. My heart tells no lies and my bite is much worse than my bark. I am very trusting, easily wounded and very unforgiving. I will never forget a wrong or a right. I am a comedian (in my mind)...and you know what they say about comedians. I write poetry because I feel like an architect when I can take mundane everyday words and use them to build magnificent structures of complexity and sublime beauty. I work for the apd crime lab which is pretty chill and I try to have fun as much as possible. I am a junior at UNM and I want to be a history teacher one day. I love the sketch comedy show the Kids in the Hall, it is the best thing ever. well top ten... My score on The 3 Variable Funny Test :
the Provacateur
((61% dark, 34% spontaneous, 47% vulgar))
your humor style:VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece
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Which famous dictator are you?

Attila The Hun
You're Attila The Hun! You're probably not the most sophisticated dictator but you're the most disgusting... No question about that. You commit any ruthless act you can think of to scare the crap out of your enemies. And it works. You may not have remorse, but you've got a strong stomach, that's for sure. Oh well, at least you get a ton of women. You love land, you conquer any land you possibly can and suck it up, as well as its resources. It is necessary to mention that you were a very powerful conquerer. You accomplished much in that field. Parasite. Oh, and you died from a NOSEBLEED after getting drunk on your wedding night. Genius.
What animal-spirit lives inside of you?

Wolf
Inside of you, the spirit of the wolf is sleeping.The wolf is a lonesome traveler in the lonely prairies, the deep woods and the never-ending deserts of ice and snow of the Rocky Mountains, Alaska,the North pole and so on...The wolf is fine with being on his own and managing his days.So are you.But be aware of, that wolves also live in groups often , to support each other and to defend against their enemies with greater success.Anna Paquin? what the fuck?

My Interests

Philosophizing, cooking, reading, writing poetry, drawing

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut, more sincere people

Music:

converge, ISIS, circle takes the square, deftones, team sleep, circa survive, versus the mirror, lilitu, joy division, the smiths, mastodon, martyr AD, tool, Karl Sanders, Nile, Kylesa, Behemoth, High on Fire, Soilent Green, Lamb of God, Glassjaw, Johnny Cash, Sade, Far, The Obsessed, Tracy Chapman, Black Sabbath, Torche, underoath, Slayer, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Coma Recovery, behead the prophet no lord shall live, today is the day,hot cross, Jesu, Jonah Sonz Matranga, daughters!, cursive, the number twelve looks like you, i am the ocean, sir richard bishop

Movies:

Ghostbusters, the Wizard of oz, Star Wars saga, Brokeback Mountain, Sphere, Event Horizon, Merlin, Dogma, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Waiting

Television:

Lost, Stand up comedy, Scrubs, how i met your mother, the kids in the hall, the colbert report, the daily show

Books:

one hundred years of solitude, the stranger, bless me ultima, my antonia, east of eden, red mars, blue mars, green mars, the years of rice and salt, The Areas of my Expertise

Heroes:

Alexander the Great, Walt Whitman, Andy Warhol, John Hodgman, Anton La Vey, Friedrich Nietzsche, Albert Camus, Ayn Rand, Paul (Questa) Gonzalez, Salvador Dali

My Blog

vaya con dios

go with him now and be safe from all in the hands that cradle softly well find security dirtside there is filth between our nails, we'll bury our hopes and dreams in the lap of virgin mary a prayer ut...
Posted by markaquerque on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:27:00 PST

eyelidsewnshutongueamputated...et al

can i lash together enough hornet queens to make this chariot fly? this vato's smoking gun canot save him now nor can the ever loving father christ cradling his weeping wounded form as the lights...
Posted by markaquerque on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST

today is the second day of the rest of your life

TODAY IS THE SECOND DAY OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. The first was a false start And you shall know this in your mind and take it in your heart as a testament ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-mi...
Posted by markaquerque on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

lenten... wanton... won tons?

Who knows what lies in store for us.  A glance five years ago accross a crowded classroom could bloom into the romance of today which could decay into the despair that will lead me into learning ...
Posted by markaquerque on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

ground turkey, misanthropy, et al

There is no fight in life, no real fight anyhow.  None of the peril that we crave as urban apes exists any longer.  The American frontier is closed, it has been closed for nigh on a hun...
Posted by markaquerque on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:07:00 PST

blurring the lines

I just got off of  work a little under two hours ago, i worked from midnite to 6am...class at 8...work at noon...phantom of teh opera at 830...sleep is for the fucking weak!!!!!1111...
Posted by markaquerque on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:47:00 PST

DEFTONES TODAY!!!!!

Holy hell, I am pumped as all fuck! In less than 15 hours I will be awash in the beauty, glory ry, and brutality of deftones. I am gonna throwdown, fuck shit up, tear shit down, throw shit up...(wel...
Posted by markaquerque on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:12:00 PST

dotting your crosses

you cannot rule my life.         . with the knife in hand.         & nbsp;      &n...
Posted by markaquerque on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:03:00 PST

the cider couch rules

I love inside jokes.  The one in the subject line...if only you all knew what it really meant...whoo hoo is it FILTHY!  Anyway.  If you know what that means than you are already privy t...
Posted by markaquerque on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST

filler

I am resigned to the fact that...   no I am not resigned to it yet...but the pain is throbbing less and less and...maybe its just those proverbial sour grapes...but it would have been a sill...
Posted by markaquerque on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST