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jimmy

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About Me

a big fat lazy curmudgeon...

My Interests

trying to find partners to come with me and crap on ryan seacrest's star... you can drive the getaway car, keep it idling while i take the crap... we're going to have to find someone to take photos. cause the only way to win the contest is to have photographic evidence ;)

I'd like to meet:

flakey people, so we'd never really ever meet...

Music:

music was the bane of my existence, but i love her once again.

Movies:

i am quite the movie buff... from fluff to serious; i enjoy most movies or can at least find redeeming qualities in them.

Television:

one word... tivo is a gadget made by the devil himself

Books:

I can tell you what book it's not... Da Vinci Code, haven't read it, don't want to, so quit giving me your copy unless you want to read it to me. but you know i probably will, haha...

Heroes:

My heros are people who happen to come along with the strength to carry-on when you find yourself in doubt... WTF where did that come from?? I swear when i find out the DJ that sold his soul to the devil and started mixing CDs for every single retail store in the world, they're going to get it!!!

My Blog

Think of me fondly . . .

Think of me fondly . . . Something a little interactive for a change . . . 01. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.02. Run a Google image search&...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Paul Anka is the shiet!

Look at this track-listing for his upcoming album... It's My Life - Bon Jovi True - Spandau Ballet Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor Everybody Hurts - R.E.M. Wonderwall - Oasis Blackhole ...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

turn turn...

the turning wheels of justice... they seem to be sputtering along. So i spent the last two days in sunny santa barbara, absolutely gorgeous. I don't know why i haven't gone back in such a long time....
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

burned by the xmas spirit...

so i wake up this fine morning! feeling a bit tired, but when am i not?? so I throw back a red bull and decide to stop by the local starbuck's (cause i'm still finishing off a gift card... which i m...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a much needed respite...

I think i have lost a grip on who i am. Not really sure how to explain it, but i can't write with the same vigor and tenacity that i once did. It may just be a huge bout of writer's block, not really ...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How Do Porcupines Make Love?

When the male encountered the female porcupine he smelled her all over, then reared up on his hind legs, his penis fully erect. If the female was not ready she ran away. If she was prepared for mating...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my new business venture...

being that i am the constant dreamer, i have come up with my newest and greatest business venture!! I am going to create an ebay store extoling the virtues of the 90's and sell all of my old shit! W...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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This little baby made me almost crap my pants today... this kid had to be maybe one being pushed around BH in a stroller (that probably cost more then anything i own) and was fighting the urge to f...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today has been a weird day...

i just need to warn people!  Today's warning is about the ills and pitfalls of consistant coffee drinking... if you havent drank coffee for a while, i wouldnt suggest drinking heaping cup fulls a...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hot damn...

ive been seeing pictures of myself and noticed an alrming trend... my rotation of clothes is notorioulsy slim. I like to wear solid colored T's and they all seem to look the same. shiyet maybe its t...
Posted by jimmy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST