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Sandy

What the hell does quixotic mean?!

About Me

"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. " -Mark Twain

I royally suck at keeping my health.

My Interests

I love scifi books, scifi movies, comic books, comic book movies, and cooking... I cook good. My new crack is Gears of War. I dig the paranormal.

www.ShorelineParanormal.com

I'd like to meet:

Refer to the 'heroes' section in my profile.

Music:

My sister KIM makes delicious noise. She is probably prettier and more talented than you.

Movies:

Explosions. Violence. Sex. Superheroes. Spaceships. Aliens. And click on the banner...

Television:

Battlestar Galactica is rotting my teeth... I love you Starbuck. X-files. Digging for the Truth. Futurama. GhostHunters. The Office. Anthony Bourdains: No Reservations. SURVIVOR - Watch Peih-Gee kick monumental ass... woohoo!

Books:

Anything by Orson Scott Card, Anything by Neil Gaiman, Anything by Octavia E. Butler, Hyperion, The Sparrow,Children of God, Kitchen Confidental (Anthony Bourdain is the best thing since the crunchwrap,) Your Diary, I love comics, here are some; Anything Xmen, Ultimate Spiderman, Watchmen, Sandman, V for Vendetta, Kingdom Come, Rising Stars, Transmetropolitan, DMZ, WE3, Lucifer...

Heroes:

Subway is better than Quiznos cause I don't like my shit toasted.

My Blog

Batman sucks.

Ok, i fib. In no way, shape, or form does Batman even remotely suck. I feel guilty for even having used the word "suck" and "Batman" in the same sentence. Anyway, I am clearly not batman, but the thin...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Holy shit, I'm moving to Mars.

I'm so sick and fucking tired of people... people in general. The constant judging and wanting, the whining bullshit and the lack of even an ounce of common sense. The basic human condition. And ...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hope the yellow fever kills you.

"I love dimsum and kimchee... mumble mumble... I had one ex that was Philipino, and another that was Chinese... more inane mumbling...  Anyoung ha say yo. *beaming with pride*  Did I get tha...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ok, fine... but I argue that good poetry doesn't exist.

Secretly thinking how this conversation hit me in the heart in various ways, Yet I remained stone cold and silent. How I've heard the same fecal matter flowing out of most of their mouths, Shit......
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So, who wants to know?

I went MIA again, but this time for good reason. Sorry if I haven't responded to your email and have done a royal job of pissing you off for not having done so. Ok, I'm not that sorry... absence mak...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TV is exhausting me of my already waning intelegence.

I was sitting around on my ass the other day. Well, not on my ass literally as my ass was actually sitting on my big ugly red sofa. Having said that, if I could clone myself, I would be more than ha...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You sack of shit.

Have you ever looked in the mirror so long that your face didn't make any sense? Just shapes and colors. I did that this morning.  I stared so long that it made me wonder two things.  ...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

2 Part Blog: Commercials suck, guns rule.

Part 1: Who else wants to kill the "Verizon" guy that says, "Can you hear me now?" and who else thinks the Jared guy in the "Subway" commercials is still a tool and still won't get a date? What a...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Is everything ok?

This question is the bane of my existence.  Yeah, I kind of dislike being asked this question over and over again.  An even more loathsome situation is when I am forced to blurt out, "I was ...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I forget stuff.

It's been awhile since I've touched this and frankly, I don't know why I am writing in it again. Perhaps it's to alleviate the boredom of a workless workday or maybe it's because I have a lot of thing...
Posted by Sandy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST