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Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay

If I was a jackass, I'd probably like you....

About Me

BLAH BLAH BLAH - I AM A VERY BORING PERSON. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ME. HAHAHAHAHAHA


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My Interests

Skateboarding...Music...Video Games...Learning Something New...Being A Mom...Being Silly...Making Up Words Of The Week...Reading Loads Of Books...Enjoying Life And Not Acting My Age (Unless I really really have to)...WEARING FUNKY CLOTHES, BRIGHT OUT FITS, AND COSTUMS...PEOPLE WATCHING...PICKING FLOWERS AND FRUIT FROM PEOPLES TREES...GOING ON ADVENTURES...HAVING A PICNIC IN SOMEONE ELSES'S YARD...DRINKING WITH FRIENDS...TAKING FUNNY PICTURES OF DRUNKEN FRIENDS...TALKING TO STRANGERS AND THE ELDERY - THEY HAVE THE BEST STORIES...

I'd like to meet:

Hitler... So I can punch him in the face. The man was genious but a fucking psycho path! TDR....Such an amazing man!

Music:


Television:

Sapranos anyone??

Books:

Yes... I adore them. I can live in an old book store. Especially one that has that dusty dingy smell and old worn sofa chairs.

Heroes:

The man of all men... Jesus himself.. Oh wait! I'm Jewish. I don't believe in him..

My Blog

John Mayer's a fucking comedian!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38aZGDd0BCQ ...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:36:00 PST

Bruce Springsteen - Oakland Tour Night 1 and 2

Alright so we are back from Oakland.  We saw the 2 Bruce shows!  They were fucking amazing! Night 1 we had pit. Not only pit but we were soo freaking lucky to make it in the 1st 20 of people...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST

Pre- Booty Call Agreement

Pre-Boody Call Argreement Pre-Booty Call Agreement This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by_______...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Disintegragation

-I miss the kiss of treachery.-The shameless kiss of flametey.-Suffering black and velvet dreams.-The tide again, inside of me.-Mouth and eyes and the heart of you.-Movining quickly, screams and screa...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Midget Warriors Unite

Now accepting applications for the Midget Warriors Crew.Qualifications:-Must be over 5'4"-Must be a fast runner-Must be able to climb fences in a rush-Must be willing to get dirty (mud, sewer water, d...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

God Damn... This is too true...

You are a Punk Boy Kiss! You met your cutie at thatconcert last week... Instead of bringin homesome CDs and a shirt... you brought home him! What kind of Hot Boy Kiss are you?? brought to you by Qui...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My heart is Black....

Your Heart is Black What Color is Your Heart? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do you remember.............

Neon colored fanny packs... haha... My friend was trying to hook me up with his cousin. After constant bugging and nagging, I said fine I'll meet up with him for a beer. So, I wen't and me...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Corporate Fucks!!

 So, after bad-mouthing my job to a friend, (thanks for letting me vent Jason), I have realized that I hate my fuckn' job. It's a corporate building with a bunch of fucking assholes. They think t...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm more Punk than you...

I seriously despise all this crap about I'm more punk than you. Don't you people know that being punk aint about what you wear, how many tattoos/piercings you got, how high your mohawk is, or how man...
Posted by Midget Humper a.k.a. Runay on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST