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PM Von Kaenel

Quickly for there go my people & I'm their leader

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In Native American spirituality, it is believed that perfection, or the attempt to achieve it, angers the gods. Thus, when beading or weaving, some tribes make sure to introduce a tiny error into their crafts as a sign that they understand they are mere humans. As a descendant of the Great Cherokee Indian Nation this is one philosophy I can really get behind. :o)x
NOBODY IS PERFECT!
*I'm Pamela Michele Von Kaenel (nee: Lawrence)*
Born in Pocahontas, Arkansas...I was raised in the rural Northeastern section of the state...thank goodness. ;~) Music & Storytelling are part of the cultural fibre in any remote setting, Arkansas is no exception to that rule...indeed, one might even site 'The Land of Opportunity' as a precident in this form of sociological cohesion.
Fortunately, I grew up around many, many, astoundingly funny, talented and unique...eh, ah - 'Characters'. However, as a result I grew up believing that a fella should never use two words when 99 words would do, and that as long as you were honest and did your part everything ran smoothly.
Well, over 20 years experience in the Radio and Television Broadcast Industry has taught me that...Ya'll City folks don't play by the the same rules that we, simple, country, folks do. Luckily I'm a pretty quick learner and I have the patience of a trapper when it comes to broadening my horizons, so life is a procession of new awakenings.
Songwriting is a release for me, arguably a morbid secretion =o)x, but it's a more acceptable form of expression than oh, say punching someone...or drooling in public. I think you'll agree.
I have learned from watching others, subsequently, I don't have a band. I have only ever worked with session players. It suits me better than a band -session players are on the clock, band members are 'round the clock...and I've got the patience of the fur trap when it comes to paying for studio time. ;~)
I've been singing all my life, started writing songs about 10 years ago and I've gigged around the London & Memphis circuits a bit. However, much of my career has been in broadcasting under various monikers, the most successful being Michele Stephens. It's been a very colourful career and too much to go into here...let's just say it's a long way from Pocahontas, Arkansas to London, England for a girl with no formal education.
I will usually post up videos that I've discovered on other sites that take my fancy, I hope you enjoy seeing and listening to them and also that you smile whenever you stop in to see me. Thanks for popping by. PM
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Thought for the day:
In periods of drought, even wild storms are preferable to yet another sunny day.
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/31/2006
Band Members:



BOB DYLAN CLASSIC: MOST LIKELY YOU'LL GO YOUR WAY & I'LL GO MINE(MARK RONSON RE-MIX)

NOTICE TO ALL WOULD BE FRIENDS:
Ok, here's the deal...singing and songwriting are hobbies of mine, nothing more. I have no intention of trying to 'make it' in the music industry - I already have a great career in Broadcasting, which I love. I'm only here to meet and network with like minded people, find new artists to play on the radio and to have a laugh. I'm not here because I need strangers to feed my ego or plaster over my insecurities. So, here's the rules.
1.) DON'T ASK ME TO BE A FRIEND IF YOUR JUST BUILDING UP YOUR NUMBERS.
2.) DON'T ASK ME WHAT I THINK OF YOUR MUSIC UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW. I'M NOT HERE TO BLOW SMOKE UP ANYONE'S BACK-SIDE. IF YOU WANT THAT ASK YOUR GROUPIE WHAT SHE THINKS ABOUT YOUR MUSIC.
3.) DON'T BE RUDE OR INSOLENT. I'VE GOT THE PATIENCE OF A SPEEDING BULLET WITH PETULANT, CHILDISH, EGOTISTICAL AND INSINCERE PEOPLE.
4.) IF YOU'VE BEEN ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE IT IN MUSIC FOR SEVERAL YEARS AND HAVE MADE IT NOWHERE...MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GET A REAL JOB AND APOLOGISE TO YOUR PARENTS.5.) IF YOU WANNA BE MY FRIEND BECAUSE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE AND HEAR ON MY PROFILE PAGE...THEN INVITE AWAY. IT WILL BE MY DISTINCT PLEASURE TO BE YOUR CYBER PAL.
GET IT? GOT IT? GOOD!

=o)x

May I, with reference to band members, respectfully refer you to the comments I made earlier in the 'About ---' section. Thank you.
Having said that...I am humbled to inform you that Kevin Armstrong did Produce all of the tracks I've loaded and he plays the lead guitars, bass guitars, & all the instrumentals...and everything else you hear here except all the vocals, which I do, and me playin' my all maple, Hummingbird. ;O

Kevin is, as you can imagine, a fairly busy producer/guitarist and is called out on the road quite often...more on his esteemed music pedigree can be found at: www.squirrelmountain.co.uk. Kevin Armstrong: ex-Oval Music previous projects include artists like: Kevin Ayers, Keziah Jones, Corrine Bailey Rae, David Bowie, Sandy Shaw, Blair McKichan, etc. etc.
I have also contributed on other artist's albums including...Bex Marshalls 'Wonderland' lp, Tim Rose's 97 release, Mickey Wynne, Winter Roberts etc.
Be advised when listening to my profile tracks, though, that these are just rough demos - guide tracks really - not album ready by any standard but it should give a pretty accurate feel for my writing/rantings.

As I've mentioned my Broadcast Career, I suppose I should add my CV.
I broadcast under the UK alias: (MICHELE STEPHENS)
Presentation Biography
Sony Nominated, Michele Stephens is a broadcaster with a difference! Every programme that Michele has ever presented has become 1, in its time slot within the market, in less than 2 quarters. She’s about as naturally funny as they come, with a speed of wit that leaves most people standing. She’s just comedy through and through and her wicked no holds barred approach has won her many admirers.

After 10 successful years broadcasting in Arkansas, Kentucky, Illinois & Tennessee, Michele moved from the States to Britain 1988. She had first obtained consulting work with Radio Forth in Edinburgh. She later became one of Scotland’s leading radio presenters. After that she then moved on to national UK radio, at the now defunct Superstation in Manchester, followed by a commission to present the original “Quiet Storm” for Manchester's, hugely popular, number one rated, commercial station Piccadilly Key 103.

Michele’s charm, stand-up comedy routines and huge personality were then spotted and quickly snapped up by BBC Radio 5 and she became the First female presenter to host a National Radio Breakfast Show, alone, in the United Kingdom. She then increased the listening figures of her predecessor, Danny Baker, to four and a half million listeners! Various other positions followed…Breakfast on Essex FM, Breakfast for Viva Radio, deps with Jazz FM, and one-off commissions on Radio 4 & the BBC World Service.

Michele is a very clever writer and an Idea Queen as far as on and off air promotions are concerned. She has worked in every radio format – from Metal Rock to Gospel and All Talk to Most Music - in various markets over 20 years and she is capable of multi-tasking within a radio station and can self-op any digital or analogue desk and all associated software & equipment.

British Television also discovered Michele Stephens and she has presented two seasons of her own series, “Talking Dirty” on Granada TV. She’s been a weekly team captain on “Noddy Holder’s Electric Lady Land” and even starred alongside TV Glamour girl Jo Guest in a series called “Private Parts”. Michele then completed a ten-week series on Bravo’s ‘Late Lounge’ where she gave, dubious, sex tips in the guise of Savannah Horn Throttle-Bush. Other TV appearances include ITV’s “The Big E”, UK Living as well as numerous comedic cameo roles and more. Michele is also a free-lance journalist and has written articles for women’s magazines.

Michele began singing, singin’ the blues, one night a week on Beale Street in Memphis, in the late 80’s during the time she was employed to present overnights on Rock 98 in Memphis, where, ex-Eagle, Joe Walsh, became her regular side-kick on the show. By now, Michele’s own self-penned, self accompanied singing engagements and her vocal talents have been recognised and are well received.




Influences:

Musical:
Every music genre from the Mississippi River Delta, Ella, Memphis Minnie, Gladys Knight, Ray Charles, Nina Simone, James Taylor and Van Morrison.
All the Troubadours - especially Tim Rose, Gram Parsons, Joe Walsh, Rufus Thomas, as well as, The Staple Singers.
My Granny - Opal Watts, My Brother -Frank Lawrence - in fact...my entire family & 18 years of accapella singing at The Church of Christ in Ravenden, Arkansas...every Sunday/Sunday Night & Wednesday Night.
Hank, Patsy, Billie, Bessie Smith, Carole King, All the Crooners, Kinky Friedman, Elvis, Rock-n-Roll, Stevie Nicks, CSN&Y.

Literary:
That would be Will Rogers:
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

Philosophical:
Lenny Bruce:
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
AND...My Grandpa Babe:
"There's right and there's not right and that's it."

Chemical:
Nothing on prescription.
Nothing that's been imported in a mule!
Sounds Like: You tell me?

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My Blog

Arresting Child’s Play

Envoy for "A Child's Garden of Verses" Whether upon the garden seatYou lounge with your uplifted feetUnder the May's whole Heaven of blue;Or whether on the sofa you,No grown up person being by,Do...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:32:00 PST

Red Strength

INVICTUS Out of the night that covers me,      Black as the Pit from pole to pole,I thank whatever gods may be      For my unconquerable soul.In the f...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

The Obstinate Lighthouse

In these modern times it seems that folks are losing the distinction between the words 'discussion' and 'debate.' Here's an illustration of the two in operation simultaneously.  See if you can sp...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:16:00 PST

Relativity...

Time Stands Still HORACE When our heart flies Towards Heaven, Time stands still. It does not interfere. ...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:11:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

Public Service AnnouncementDo you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?If you answered yes to any of these questions&Ask you Dr. or phar...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:06:00 PST

Partially Sighted Love

 A VISION IN A DREAM. A FRAGMENT'In Xanadu did Kubla KhanA stately pleasure-dome decree:Where Alph, the sacred river, ranThrough caverns measureless to manDown to a sunless sea.So twice five mil...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:54:00 PST

Which Wolf Wins...

An old Cherokee man is telling his grandson about a fight that is going on inside himself... 'One is evil: Anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiorit...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 02:46:00 PST

Evaluation...

  LAUGHSFROM EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS: (For everyone who has ever had an evaluation, just remember ... it could have been worse!)These are actual quotes taken from US Federal Governm...
Posted by PM Von Kaenel on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 05:33:00 PST