~Janet~ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have a beautiful daughter, Cole, who I adore. Great parents, sh*tty exboyfriend, great friends. Life is good.I love my friends. Lisa & Tim have been there for me during the crappiest times and I love you both for still hanging in there. All of my other friends who make me smile...Split...damn girl..I cant even look @ you without busting out a grin! Terri, who helps me get completely OUT OF CONTROL during Derby week. Lis, who always knows how to put the BIGGest smile on my face. Tim, who puts up with my shit day in/day out. Chris, who takes random pics when I'm not looking which he will one day pay dearly for.I REALLY LOVE U GUYS!!!My friends mean the world to me. They hold your hand when you need it. They sit in silence when you need to talk...AND...they make you do stupid shit you would never consider doing.By trade, I've been doing IT consulting all of my life, but my passion is creating abstract art. I'm currently working on a 100 piece collection for the Make-A-Wish foundation. All of my paintings are for sale and will be auctioned off for an upcoming charity event. You can view my work at http://www.jreadgallery.com. If you are interested in attending or purchasing, please email me.

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My Interests

art...painting. family. music. life. shoe shopping. Check out petitpeton.com Great shoe store for my fellow shoeAholics. Football. Diehard Rams fan. I know they s*ck right now but give me some KW props. Our Cinderella year has me holding steady. How many of you have a ring? Kentucky Derby. Love the ponies. Love Louisville to see all of my great friends. Shout out to my crew @ JIMMIE and RICHIES. Cant wait to come HOME to see all of you. Love to surf & ski...snow or water. Will never hangup my downhills for a board. Born on the Jersey shore...always have to be by sand and sea.

I'd like to meet:

Van Gogh, Monet, and most definitely Wassily Kandinsky. Monica Araoz is also huge inspiration to me. Her work is incredible.I'd also like to meet Britney so I can give her a quarter to buy a clue.Seriously...George Clooney. One date. I would die a happy woman.I'd like to meet nice people. If you aint nice, youre not in my space. Guys...would love to have a great boyrfriend but Im not into games & dont have patience for drama. I'm low maintenance. I will give a man a first chance but if you are NOT nice, you do not get a 2nd chance. I would like to meet someone that views committment as an adventure not a weight tied to his to fucking ankle. Oh..and also wears great smell-good cologne.

Music:

RnB, hip hop favorites include Eminem, Mobb Deep, Snoop, The Game, Fitty, of course, list go's on. Do love old blues too, like Billie Holiday. Good stuff. Love Depeche Mode. Martin Gore on Home is by far, my favorite. Bettie Serveert...Carol Van Dyk has amazing voice, U2, Dramarama, Stevie Knicks, Stevie Wonder. Dont laugh...old Peter Frampton, sh*t, list go's on.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs. Have seen it 50x and still get scared. Swingers. Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau are DA BEST. Clerks, of course, which was filmed around the corner from house I grew up in. Kevin Smith is a sick twisted riot. Does anyone know if he's single?

Television:

No question...Project Runway & Fashion Trance. Will & Grace cracks me up but I think it should be called Jack & Karen. Those 2 are a riot. Its always Sunny in Philly...that shit is funny. Snap!

Books:

anything by Grisham, Koontz, or Baldacci. I'm avid reader. Took that Evelyn Wood speed reading course in college...sounded hokey but damn if I cant breeze thru 3-4 paperbacks a day.

Heroes:

my Mom and Dad.

My Blog

SPUD

I didnt really want to post about this tragic story but tonite I was out with some friends who insisted it was a story worth telling. Its sad, its ugly, and its true. One of my dearest friends, Terri...
Posted by ~Janet~ on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:32:00 PST

Fish Assassin

I have a fish that means alot to me. His name is Levi. I love my little Levi. Ive had him for near 4 years. Longer than the life expectancy of a Chinese Fighting Fish. He doesn...
Posted by ~Janet~ on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:00:00 PST

Bus Psycho

I could write a story every day about the people that I encounter on my bus ride to/from work, but this particular day stood out. I get on the bus, as usual, head towards the back. I sit 2nd fro...
Posted by ~Janet~ on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 05:38:00 PST

NEWS HEADLINES

Did anyone read these amazing newsbreaking stories today? HEADLINES: 1. Salmon gives birth to Trout http://www.bioedonline.org/news/news.cfm?art=1187 OK...who took the fucking ti...
Posted by ~Janet~ on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 12:20:00 PST

Bulletin Etiquette

..> ..> I love my friends & have met some really wonderful people & great new friends on Space. Some of you guys need to tweak the bulletins though.Since there is no written protocol...I'm se...
Posted by ~Janet~ on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST

Commuting 101

I get to the bus stop this morn shortly after 7 to catch the express into Port Authority in NYC. Same bus every day. I get on & its not the normal bus driver guy..its some kid that has yet to grow...
Posted by ~Janet~ on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:22:00 PST

Attention Men: FARTING IS NOT A SPORT

Ok. What's up with men thinking that farting is a sport that requires practice amongst their women? Please do not try out your new fart noise or techniques around me. The "DUTCH OVEN...
Posted by ~Janet~ on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST