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Buck E Nekked

cultured country boy that's hung like a tic-tac

About Me

lets see... i am korean, i come from the country of korea, i have been here how do you say, 1 day- no wait, thats jim gaffigan, sorry -okay, a little about me... let's start with the fact that i don't usually wear a cowboy hat, i just felt like it the day that pic was taken. i've never been married, no kids yet, & am the reigning jagerbomb champ of the paris moose lodge (18 in 1 night, & yes, momma is so proud! haha). i love to make myself laugh, and if others want to laugh as well, great! i am not a -phobe or an -ist, but i am very much an -ic. i can't dance to save my life, unless it's slow dancing, in which case, i am the king. i love the outdoors. i'd probably rather fish than do anything else (to the extent that i keep a pole in my vehicle, just incase), but i don't hunt. it's not that i'm against it, it's just really cold, and you usually have to wake up early, and that's just not for me. plus, i can't sit still long enough for it. i also love to shop. yes, i'm straight. what can i say? i like looking at & buying nice things. my neices are my life, and i do miss not being around them that often terribly. what else? i'm extremely laid back and easygoing ( i hear it's a texas thing). i laugh at myself often but rarely make fun of others. i'm fascinated with "little people" and want one as a friend. i can be very outgoing sometimes, but generally i'm kind of quiet, which a lot of people mistake for thinking i'm too good until they get to know me.i definitely don't take myself seriously, & i don't want other people to, either. i fully understand that i'm usually the only one who gets my sense of humor, hence the preceding comment. lets see how many times i can use "i" on this, although that is the point, huh? it's all about me! haha i recently moved back to lil rock from paris tn. haven't lived here since i was 21, moved back only to find that my friends that i grew up with are all in committed relationships & i'm stuck being the other wheel... please help! atleast say hi- i mean, i let you see my page, so it's the least you could do...--------

My Interests

helping control the cat population (haha), anything that involves me, and most things that don't

I'd like to meet:

fun people! i have a wide variety of interests, so i'd like to meet a wide variety of people. do atleast say hi, won't you?

also, i'd like to meet that girl in the true.com add. you know, the one that is looking through the venetian blinds, with the dark brown hair? in the add that says something about how they prescreen for felons and married people? she's so hot! and if not her, than a girl that looks like her. lmao, i'm just playing, everyone.

Music:

nin, radiohead, coldplay, dierks bentley, janes addiction, jack johnson, JOHN SUTTON BAND ROCKS!, yeah yeah yeahs, mazzy star, bush, the wreckers, gary allen, chris isaak, jeff buckley, chemical brothers, generally anything atmospheric, fun, or that you can really feel the effort that was put into it.

Movies:

vanilla sky is my favorite followed by fear and loathing in las vegas, blow, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the crow, trainspotting, meet joe black, office space, van wilder,the jerk, mallrats, threesome, clerks, anything with will ferrel(except bewitched), napoleon dynamite, old school, anchorman, wedding crashers, zoolander, i think you get the idea

Television:

anything on adult swim, it's always sunny in philadelphia., and nip/tuck is about all the tv i have time for

Books:

you kidding? i'm illiterate

Heroes:

i'd like to thank the guy who invented the toothbrush (had to be from tennessee, 'cuz anywhere else they would have called it a teethbrush), whoever figured out that dropping a shot of jager into a glass of redbull tasted good, me for being so really really ridiculously good looking (zoolander reference-c'mon now!=p)
, the transformers (thanks for protecting us from the decepticons, guys), chris for not only knowing who covered "hair of the dog", but also knowing the lyrics and going above and beyond the call of duty and posting them for me, and janice, for going through all the trouble of standing up, walking all the way into the next room, and asking her hubby, chris, just who that was that sings that. thanks guys!... and most of all my parents. i wish it was as easy for me to say this in person, but i'm sure you know anyways, but mom, you've been my saving grace for years now, and dad, if only you knew just how much i respect you and look up to you. you really do make me so proud, and i couldn't have asked for a better person to raise me. thank you.

My Blog

the battle of the sexes: the opening shot

okay, first a quick explanation: my mom recently e-mailed most of these jokes to me, and i thought it would be funny to post them here and start an ongoing joke war between the sexes. so humor me if y...
Posted by Buck E Nekked on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:24:00 PST

mein kempf wit und squirrel (vol. 1, episode 2)

As i long suspected, the squirrels have recruited the groundhogs to their side. And worse, judging by photos from my spy satellites (shown on baileys moms page, in the comments section), they are arme...
Posted by Buck E Nekked on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:51:00 PST

(optional reading) more

1st, let me say that yes, i do know what quixotic means! lol. Now for my ramblings..."i don't have a girlfriend, but i do know a girl who would get really pissed at me for saying that" -Mitch Hedburg....
Posted by Buck E Nekked on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST